03. اعداد

Pists, pist…

Yo bro…hey

I watched that video about you

You are that guy who would love to go to America, right?

Oh hell yeah man

America is cool bro

Sure it is. Look bro,

to go to America

you gotta learn English pretty well.

did you know this?

yeah…

so

here…

check this course out.

This is gonna teach you English in 3 months.

three months???

I gotta study three months???

What??

Is this dude stupid or something?

I already said some crazy number

does he want me to shorten the time?

Oh shoot bro

did I say three months?

My bad.

My bad. it takes 3 weeks for it to do the job.

come on

three weeks is good bro…

but

But I’m too busy to study.

how come?

You know?

I get up at 3 pm every day,

eat lunch and then sleep another two hours,

wake up, have some snacks and again sleep till the next day

this busy cycle goes on and on…

and I have no time for studying.

Jeez man

this dude is beyond stupid.

He sleeps like a bear

literally does nothing but sleeping and eating

and yet he calls himself a busy man

dude

I’ve developed this course for everybody.

Busyness will not be a problem

You sleep a lot bro?

fine

listen to this while sleeping.

It does the magic no matter what. COME ON

Oh man!

I want five of them…

What?

You only need one

Yeah man..the more the better…

Sure bro

America

wait for me

Hey Afro, what’s the matter?

I can’t man… I can’t…

You can’t what?

learn English

America is waiting for me

but I can’t learn English.

I’ve never seen you practicing it.

I did man

I bought this course

the seller told me to listen to it while I’m asleep.

He said you can easily master English in three weeks

using this.

Three weeks to master English?

Just through listening to it in your sleep?

Yeah man… he said that…

Don’t laugh

Numbers…numbers…numbers…

the best tool to fool people.

Just search online

you’re gonna come across a lot of websites and ads

that claim to teach you English in a certain amount of time

like 3 months

6 months…

If you fell for that

I’m here to tell you it’s fine…

we had walked the same path, unfortunately…

I made the same mistake.

I used to believe I could learn English in just 6 months…

I tried many different courses but come on…

nothing happened.

I quit after a couple of months

or even weeks and days…

it was ridiculous…

The thing with that was

I couldn’t understand learning a skill

let me repeat this

learning a skill

will take a lot of time

let alone mastering it.

People, including my past-self

want to master a skill in a ridiculously short amount of time

Is this a joke?

Yes it is the most hilarious joke I’ve ever heard.

but

how did I make it out of that maze?

I read an article written by someone

whose name I can’t remember

He mentioned the most beautiful thing

I’ve ever read in my whole life

I can’t remember the article exactly

and I don’t know where I read it.

but he said if you want to learn a skill

you gotta count your hours

not your months and years…

I gotta repeat this

because this is really important

to learn a skill

you gotta count your hours

not your months

and years…

I was like

he is damn right.

Because

there were days that I would study for only 20 minutes

then how exactly could I learn a skill

in such a short amount of time?

yeah

I know

it is tempting to hear you can learn something

in a short amount of time

I know it really well

that’s how marketing works…

because if the title is not attractive

you are not going to buy that product.

That’s a fact

but that doesn’t mean it’s possible…

Numbers matter

but not in the sense of big chunks

but smaller like hours.

Not just any hour but the quality hours…

If you want to learn a skill in a short amount of time

you gotta have more quality hours every single day.

You wanna learn English faster?

Put 10 hours a day into it.

Live the freaking language…

In my case

I learned English in a short time.

I guess 2 years and a half

was enough for me to become fluent…

let me repeat this.

Fluent

not competent.

To get to that level of fluency after two years

I’d study at least 2 hours every day…

There were some days that I’d add some more hours…

but not less than 2…

If you wanna become fluent faster

take into consideration

that you gotta spend more hours studying…

All this being said

my starting point wasn’t zero.

I had some basic knowledge when I started.

So if you are starting from scratch

you’re gonna have to dedicate even more hours…

So that was mistake number 3.

My advice for you is

please don’t hang on to these numbers

and just try to do it one step at a time.

Enjoy the process.

Don’t stress out over the number of months and years.

Just one step at a time

Install Zabanshenas on your phone

and study every day…

read books

watch movies

take some courses…

let your brain live the language

and absorb the information.

Take your time and let it happen.

Where to download this amazing application?

Check the link in bio

or this link…

So America is far away from me…

dude

were you even listening to me?

Whatever…

let me take a look at your course…

here…

what is this?

This is a handwritten package

it’s not even professionally made…

And to be honest

this handwriting seems awkwardly familiar to me…

huh?

This is Sam’s handwriting…

hey bro..whats up?

sam?

I got a question

have you been selling courses?

Oh yeah bro,

I’m making a good living

recently an idiot bought my courses for 2 million tomans each

I sold him five of them.

I just copied chicken and dog sound effects on a DVD

and told him to listen to this in his sleep.

that idiot fell for all this nonsense man

What?

come on man!

Wait!

can you play this course for me?

Oh sure