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Men

Real men work

Thrive

Struggle

And never give up

Because that’s who they are Really?

Because that’s who they are?

Cool

Like

Hooray

Everyone knows, this is not true Everyone, even men

Let me help you understand men better So

Let’s play this game

This is what men do

And this is what they do it for Men

Go to the gym

Exercise

To look better

To impress a woman

Men wear their best clothes to look sharp To impress a woman

Men get a job, make money, save money To impress a woman

I know, I know some men will say No…heh

I don’t go to the gym to impress women So tell me, why are you exactly doing this?

I just, I just go for myself Oh you have nice muscular arms bicep…

Yeah…

Do you like it?

I mean, come on! you don’t need to listen to me Just listen to the old sayings

They say

There’s always a woman involved They have never said

There’s a dude involved That’s what they said

By the way, I like instagram too It shows that people are still trying

You see these so called dude Playing the guitar and singing a song on instagram

The guy doesn’t have any voice or talent But he heard it from someone

That if you play the guitar very well You’ll have this opportunity to pick up girls

So he took one step further And started playing the guitar, AND Singing a song

Dude, This is not for you, alright?

You’re not getting anything out of this Just quit this, alright?

Plus, no one gives sh*t about a musician To be honest, y’know?

Just take our amazing muscians into consideration

Most of those amazing muscians we have Most of those amazing singers

Most people don’t even know their names

Of course you can be an idiot and become popular That’s gonna be your choice But

But if you want to impress women I think they’re gonna be a lot of different approches that you can take

I just don’t know man, try something else, like…

Teaching English?

Man

Such a nice word

right?

It shows power

Just like the word “woman”

It shows kindness

Education

Beautifulness

Nagging

Spending

Oh

The word “man”

Power

Where is the power?

Really?

Has anyone seen the power?

In the past men were the providers

They had to fight a bear To bring meat for the family

They had to hunt or they had to farm Oh come on man!

Technology, alright?

Technology

I’m a very powerful dude I don’t need to farm or hunt to show my power Okay! So do you have power?

YEAH

Okay, so tell us about your daily routine My daily routine

Okay, I usually get up at one pm And I have breakfast and lunch At the same time to save some time

Okay, that’s a very nice strategy Yeah, actually then I go and open the store

Which my father rented it And paid for all the products, you know?

My father is a very kind man I go there and open the store and take one hour nap Because I usually feel sleepy yet So when I get up

Guess what?

I close the store, because, Ha?

Because that’s not my dream, it’s my father’s dream It’s not mine

My dream is to become a business man Make tons of money with no effort

With a lot of passive income That’s how great I am and you’re an idiot So I go out after closing the store, y’know?

Then I call my buddies, we hang out, smoke some weed Don’t tell my father, because he’ll get angry And

Actually…

That’s my approach to life Life is short, you have to have a lot of fun man And that’s it, y’know?

Life is all about being happy So I try to be as happy as possible

After doing a lot of crazy things you know what happens?

I’m short of money, so I call my papa Daddy?

I am short of money

And he actually gives me some money And how old are you?

Twenty six man, young and powerful Okay

Y’know? In the past we had this kind of idea I’m not saying, It was right or wrong I’m not gonna talk about that, okay?

Just, whatever

But we had this idea that if a boy Serves the military for two years He’ll come out a man

Again, I’m not saying the idea was right or wrong But I know one thing for sure And that was…

There was one thing super challenging about Y’know? Military service Because back in those days You had to be far, far away from your family And die from homesickness

Of course that would be enough challenging To make you a man, because you had to take…

All of those responsibilities But now? Come on

You just find some connection The connection is gonna help you to get As close as possible to your family

The distance between the barrack and your house It’s gonna be just about thirty minutes walking

The dude is gonna sleep for twenty four hours at home Then

He’s gonna go to the barrack And sit there for twenty four hours Oh man! Oh man!

Y’know? Military service is so hard man!

I hate it, I’m wasting my time and life here I mean… alright. It’s fine if it’s hard.

But come on!

Think about your parents Once, you know why?

Because they have this amazing opportunity…

Just for two whole years To get rid of you, for once And you’re ruining it

And here’s a tip for women Before choosing a man…Just…

Look at how he behaves at home Especially

Around his mom

MOM!

Bring a glass of water for me Dude? Really?!

Just get the hell up

Go to the kitchen

Open the frickin’ refrigerator You’ll see a huge amount of food Which your father paid for it Just take one of them

And eat

You want a glass of water? Just take that And drink

That’s all it takes

Alright?

And as far as I can see You can walk, you have two legs You have two arms

So there’s not gonna be a problem for you So how exactly your mom has to do everything for you

Oh but man, come on

Actually I’m texting my girlfriend If I don’t text her back She’s gonna get upset

Jesus, what is happening here?

We do all these things to impress a woman To get a woman

But when we get them

We become complete assholes She texts a lot

She calls a lot

She talks a lot man

Actually good for you Kambiz You’re single, you’re free

You’re enjoying your life So if that’s the case, why won’t you break up?

No…

Y’know?

Oh…

Oh…She…

Hello honey!

Yeah, I missed you too So here’s the funny part They say…

You can’t lie through your body The only language you can’t lie through Is your body language

Of course, unless you’re a politician But for us…Normal people…

You can’t lie through your body, you just can’t

So after these spolied brats get married Go and ask them how their marriages are

Just listen to what they say And look at their bodies Are you happy with your marriage?

Yeah, you know? he he…

Yeah

It’s great man

But the thing is

dude

You chose this

Okay

Just

Shut your mouth

And stop bitching

You’re a man, you’re gonna be a father

You’re gonna be honourable Everyone is gonna give you respect IF…

If you take your own responsibilities Real men work…

Thrive…

Struggle…

But they do it

To provide for their families They do everything

Because they are the providers So that’s it

Hey father

Y’know father? Actually I need some money man Mom…Mom…