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Women are 5 times smarter

Alright! Alright! Alright! Ladies and gentlemen

Last year I was talking to a girl and she said: Based on science…

Women are five times smarter than men.

And I remember back in those days I was like Come on! That’s bullshit…

Get the hell out of here.

But exprience taught me something else I figured out holy Moly she was right as hell. You know why?!

Because no matter how genius you are… How amazing you are… How great you are as a man… There’s gonna be always a woman Who manipulates the sh*t out of you. I’m hearing people are saying oh come on…

Okay!

Let me ask you a question. Women?

Tell me…

How many times…

This week…

Your men said sorry? How many times?

One million times

Ten million times

Or even more, right? BUT!!!

Men!!

Tell me!

How many times your women… Said sorry? From the beginning of your relationship…

Until now?

I’m gonna give you a minute. Go ahead and think about that. Come on!

Whatever, I’m telling you. Almost none…

I can hear women are saying Oh no!

That’s not right!

We said sorry dozens of times. Really?!

You said that? Jesus!

Alright! Chill!

I’m not saying you’re not gonna say sorry! All I’m saying

Women will say sorry when something extreme happens.

Like driving the husband’s car Into the wall of the neighbour Oh honey!

I’m sorry.

Actually I crushed your car into the wall I’m so scared.

Wh..W..Wha…WHAT???

Wha…Wait!

Did you crush my car?

What?!

YOUR CAR?

I’m saying I’m scared… What is wrong with you?

How dare you?!

And at the end, the guy must say sorry Because the wife destroyed his long-life fortune…

Because women know how to turn things Againts you!

That’s how smart they are…

Okay! Nothing’s wrong with that.

That’s why I’m saying they’re smart. Do you need an example?

Alright!

Let me exemplify it for you. So you can understand it better.

Your wife wants to visit her parent’s house On the weekend

But!!!

You are a freelancer

And you have a project to work on.

Women get what they want through 5 steps… 1. She asks for it

She comes to you and says Honey?

Can we visit my parent’s house on the weekend?

And since you have this project That you have to work on You’re gonna say

I’m sorry honey, I just can’t And she will be like Okay.

Which brings us to the second step.

1. She whines for it

She’s gonna go, Y’know? I missed my mom.

And again you can’t because you are freelancer. And you have to do sh*t on the weekend So you say…

Sorry honey, but unfortunately I’m so busy I can’t. So she’s gonna go…

Okay!

Which brings us to the third step 3.

She cries for it.

I personally don’t know how exactly women can cry Anywhere…At any time… at any moment….

I remember I was watching titanic And Jack was drowning and I was like What the hell is wrong with these people?

Just get on top, throw her off And just save yourself dammit

By the way she’s gonna go “ I know…okay” “All I wanted was to visit my parents”

This step is gonna be a little bit challenging for men. You know why?

Because when you are on your guard And you try not to get punched It’s hard

To comfort a crying lady Without satisfying her needs But

But, since the project is so important You have to say…

I’m sorry honey, I just can’t do it. Which…

Makes her leave the room Comes back with step number four…

She gets intimate to you She comes to you

Touches you

Kisses you

And tries to hug you.

OH BOY!!!

OH BOY!!!

For men…

This is the ultimate challenge Because that’s how our brain is wired.

We are perverts

But…But…BUT!!!

That goddamn project is no joke man! You’re gonna lose a lot of money, You’re gonna get fired.

So again you’re gonna be like… Alright honey! I just… I just…

I just can’t do it… Alright?

Which makes her go to step number five 5. She’s gonna get angry about it.

OH BOY!!!

OH BOY!!!

You’re screwed….

She’s gonna start yelling at you: And attacking your weaknesses. Like: You are so full of yourself You are egotistic. You are so selfish. You don’t love me anymore. And on and on and on… Guys if you heard these things from a woman.

And you fell for it

You felt like

Maybe I’m too selfish Maybe…Maybe…

Maybe I’m being a jerk… Or something like that Oh sh*t, you lost the game.

If you said sorry because you felt guilty Again

You lost the game.

But I’m hearing people are saying. But how exactly can I win this game? Simple

When she snaps…

You don’t snap back

You just say.

Honey!

I know you’re upset, okay? I just want you to know that I love you so much.

But right now you’re so angry and I feel like it’s better for us to discuss this later Maybe when you’re calmer No I’m calm.

I just talk like this all the time I’ve never been calmer than this.

Alright

Alright

We can discuss this later Love you

Okay?

And you just leave

If you’re on the phone just hang up the phone If you’re in a room just leave Don’t look back, don’t listen to her.

Of course you’re gonna be fu*ked Because she’s not gonna forget that BUT!

Just enjoy the moment.

Just go out

Celebrate

Have a drink or something You won the game!

And that was your first time Believe it or not, if you master this skill I promise you

You’re gonna have a long-lasting Amazing relationship

You know why?

Becasue yeah, yeah, yeah… They’re yelling at you But every woman in the world Loves a man in control