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Are Girls Gold Diggers?

Hey Elham!

Hey you! Looks like somebody had a great time!

A magical time!

Ah that’s so exciting! How did it go?

Come on tell me everything!

I will, I will. But first things first!

What? What is it?

Um… I must get a car! You gotta help me out! GOD! She thinks I’m rich!

Aren’t you? I mean Batman is rich. It’s like a fact, everyone knows that.

Yeah but in the movies! Thanks to you I’m just a broke handsome dude living on a desk!

Stop being such a drama queen!

You all are living on this desk and no one has a car!

I bet she doesn’t care about it, that’s not how it works with girls.

Oh really? So how exactly does it work?

All the girls love the guys with money and nice cars!

Huh! Are you saying that we’re gold diggers?

No! No! Don’t get me wrong! I’m just saying…

What? I mean yeah there may be girls who would prefer things like that but you can’t say all the girls! Do you like to be told that ALL THE BOYS are some pervert jerks?

OH GOD! CALM DOWN WOMAN! IM SORRY OKAY?

It’s hard to accept but yeah you’re right some of us are.

And some of us are gold diggers!

Fair enough!

Yeah.

So…

I guess I’m not getting a car, then what should I do to impress her?

Just be you, be nice, romantic, make her laugh and be a good listener.

Show her that you’ll always be there for her.

I will.

And listen!

When she texts you, answer fast! That’s really important!

Yeah I know that one!

And whatever you do, do not like other girls’ posts on Instagram! Just don’t! Cause if you do that, oh boy! It’s over. You’re dead.

Oh no!

Wait, where are you going?

I gotta hurry!

I need to unlike some stuff on Instagram!

Ah! Boys!