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Batman’s Magic

I’m bored man!

Yeah me too. But what are we gonna do?

I have an idea!

We just checked the fridge, and no matter how many times you open and close it, it’s still gonna be empty.

Aaa

And the cupboard. Nothing interesting.

Oh boy this sucks!

Yeah.

Look at your face! Makes me wanna kill myself.

Does everyone else look like this now?

Yeah, the whole world.

Damn. I gotta do something.

Like what? Are you gonna do some sort of magic and make all this go away?!

Cause that would be fantastic!

Yeah! That’s exactly what I’m going to do!

What? Really?

Just wait a second!

Oh okay…

Finally I found a reason to wear this!

Batman. The Magician.

Okay! Welcome to the show ladies and gentlemen!

Let’s put a smile on your gloomy faces!

It’s so exciting!

Ha Ha! I haven’t even started yet!

Okay, are you ready?

Yes!

Great!

What about you guys?

My beloved fans!

Are you ready?

YEAH!!!

Fantastic!

So let’s get down to it.

Ok, Elham!

I’m gonna need your help here!

Sure!

This is the world’s oldest trick!

No, no. I’m not doing the hat-trick.

Pulling flowers out of a hat? That’s lame.

I’m gonna do something way cooler.

Elham, could you please take that basket right there and show it to the audience?

Yeah!

See guys it’s empty, right?

Yes!

Okay, now please put it on the desk in front of me, but upside down.

Like this?

Yeah!

Now…

ABRACA”BAT”RA

I’m pretty sure it’s “abracadabra”!

Silence! I need to focus!

ABRACABATRA!

Now you may turn the basket over!

Okay…

WOW!!!

Happy New Year! Baa!

OH My God! Dude, that was awesome!

How did you do that?

Let’s say with years and years of practicing magic in Hogwarts.

THE Hogwarts?

Yep!

And you’re not kidding.

I’m dead serious!

Actually Harry Potter and I were best buds.

Ah I miss that weirdo.

I’m not buying it.

OK, Harry and I weren’t that close.

In fact, he hated my guts.

Of course because I’ll always be a better magician than him.

OK let’s not get carried away.

So, you got any more tricks up your sleeve?

Plenty of’em. But enough for today.

That fat sheep took a lot of energy from me.

Ah okay. Get some rest. Thank you for everything.

Ah don’t mention it!

What are friends for?

You’re the best!

I know…

Ok I’d better go and do some grocery shopping, cause apparently you can’t fill the fridge with your magic.

Yeah I missed that class in Hogwarts.

What a waste!

Absolutely. Alright, see ya.

Ok buddy come out.

Baa!

You did a good job man.

No one had a clue.

Now let’s talk lettuce!

So we agreed on a lettuce.

A KAHOO

That’s not English bro!

It’s an international word. It’s my life, it’s my love, it’s my breath.

Alright man!

I hid it behind that hole punch.

♪ Kahoo in green is dancing with me ♪