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Batman Wants to Go to College

We need to talk!

About what?

About us! I mean what is this? Where are we?

Did I mention how beautiful you look today?

Yes I am beautiful, answer the question!

To be or not to be? That is the question!

Batman!

Come on honey! Everything’s just perfect. What else do you want?

You’re too afraid of commitment! Why?

That’s not true! I am the most committed guy!

So maybe you just don’t love me!

Of course I do!

Then act like it!

Urgh Jesus! You don’t understand!

Try me!

It’s just…

What? What is it?

Um… Let me think!

So you can come up with another lame excuse as you always do?

I can’t take this anymore.

No I’m not making excuses it’s just…

WHAT IS IT?

What’s goin on! God! I could hear you from the kitchen!

He doesn’t love me!

What?

I do!

He doesn’t want me in his life!

What?! I do!

He doesn’t wanna get married!

Doesn’t she look beautiful today?

What’s your problem man? Look at her! You’re breaking her heart!

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND ELHAM!

That’s all he keeps saying.

And no one’s listening!

What is it that we don’t understand?

I’m not ready yet. Ah, I wanna go to college!

You have a college degree!

I haven’t got an embroidery degree yet! Duh!

You’re not making any sense.

Yeah you’re not!

Now you’re teamed up against me?

What?!

Oh God!

I have to go!

Where are you goin’?

Calm down, he’ll come back.

Ah

Women! Why do they wanna get married?

We’re having fun! Do I have to sign a paper for it?

I know that he loves you more than anything. He really does.

I haven’t seen any of his relationships last this long! He’s happy with you.

So what’s wrong?

I don’t know, he hasn’t talked to me about it.

Oh man, I shouldn’t have left her like that. I hurt her.

God I’m such an idiot!

Yes I love her and yes, I am afraid of commitment.

What should I do?

I don’t wanna ruin what we have.

I need to talk to a man!

God!

Oh boy!

alright…

Hey man! What’s up?