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You look awful!

What happened?

Another fight with the Joker?

I wish!

I’ve ruined everything man.

You’ve ruined what?

My relationship with Jessica!

Jessica Alba?

Nah maaan!

Wait a minute…

Jessica Alba?

Does she like me?

Has she said anything?

Does she wanna meet?

Chill bro!

No one has told me anything about you!

Okay?

That just came into my mind when I heard the name.

That was it!

Oh Kambiz…

My heart’s broken!

I don’t know what to do man.

I don’t know why he doesn’t want to get married!

Ah that’s just how boys are.

Whenever things are about to get serious,

they panic.

But I’m sure he loves you.

I don’t care about that!

I just want to get married!

What’s broken your heart this time?

Jessica!

Jessica wants us to get married but I chickened out.

Okay…

Tell me, how much do you love her?

A lot!

A lot!

A lot! Every time I look at her redish hair, I go crazy!

No one looks more stunning than her in purple!

Purple?

Jessica…

Wait wait wait! You’re talking about THAT Jessica?!

Why do you wanna get married so badly?

Why don’t you just take things a bit slowly

and let everything happen at the right time?

I fear losing him!

Well,

after what you said,

you kinda lost him.

No, he’ll come back soon.

Why do you love him anyway?

What’s so special about Batman?

Hmmm…

He has a big house.

His car is awesome,

He’s rich!

He’s the complete package!

That’s why you wanna be with him?

Um… No!

No! Of course not!

What Jessica?

The one you said wears purple!

Yeah, how do you know her?

Hey!

I’m talking to you!

how do you know her?

Alright, just calm down bro!

I’ll tell you,ok?

I am very calm!

Actually…

I saw her with Joker the other day.

That’s impossible!

And with Superman a couple of days before.

Are you kidding me?

Well…

Don’t tell me she’s been dating the whole Justice league!

No, no…

I just wanted to say

she’s not the one man.

I am the one!

What is he waiting for?

You shouldn’t marry her!

He has to marry me!

She’s not a nice girl.

You don’t have anything in common.

We’re soulmates!

I have to make a tough decision.

Look, Jessica!

You need to be prepared!

I can do it!

I have to do something I don’t want to!

Way to go man!

That’s what I’m talking about!

There’s a fat chance he’s not gonna propose to you.

I’m just saying.

you know what?

I don’t believe you!

I’m gonna propose to her!

Wait, what?

I just told you the truth!

Oh…

Jessica! My love!

I just wanted to tell you that…

that I love you and…

Will you ma…

Will you ma..

Urgh just answer the damn thing!

No that’s probably my dad…

It’s not important!

okay..

I really love you.

Will you ma

Jesus!

Would you please silent your phones?

This is supposed to be romantic!

Wait a sec, I gotta take this.

Okay.

Hello?

Sorry I don’t know you…

Jessica’s boyfriend?

Hey Jess!

It’s your boyfriend,

Joker.

What?

What a psycho!

My boyfriend is right here!

Hang up! I don’t know him!

Um… She can’t talk to you right now.

Okay, bye!

You cheated on me?

With Joker?

That’s pathetic!

No I swear to God I didn’t!!!

Save it.

Just leave.

Let me explain…

I’ve heard enough.

You broke my heart. Go.

Ah…

Don’t be sad.

She didn’t deserve you.

I’ll make sure you won’t see her anymore.

Are you crying?

No, no!

Batman doesn’t cry!

There’s something in my eye.

I will never ever ever date another girl!

I swear!

Mark my words!

I will never get married!

I will never trust anyone!

Oh! Who’s this lady?!

Looks like she’s lost…

Let me talk to her.

She might need some help.

Hey lady!

I’m Batman!

Do you need any help?