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Coronavirus

Oh no! Oh no! You’re infected!

What?! NO!!!

Yes! Yes! You have it!

What’s that mask for? You don’t need it. I just coughed. That’s it.

That’s one of the symptoms!

Oh yeah? What are the others?

Fever…

I don’t have a fever!

Shortness of breath, breathing difficulties!

Nope! I’m fine.

umm

If you’re not sure, just stay clear of me.

I can’t!

Why?

I got myself into trouble! And only you can help me!

How come?

Jessica’s gonna break up with me!

Nooo! Why? What did you do?

I… Well, here’s what happened…

I went to see her. And as usual she came close to hug me.

But I didn’t let her.

What?!

Then she sulked and walked away.

You didn’t go after her?

No.

Oh man!

What? I was scared. That thing is contagious. It’s everywhere!

But she isn’t sick!

How do you know?

Because I’ve been sterilizing this desk since the virus news came out.

You’re living on the cleanest, Coronavirus free desk on the planet my friend!

Believe me!

Oh man… You’re right. I guess I just overreacted.

I don’t blame you. But everything’s OK. Relax. No need to worry.

Oh Thank God.

Just remember

Avoid close contact with people who are sick.

You!

I’m not! Neither is Jessica!

OK, if you say so.

You were saying…

Wash your hands often with soap and water for at least 20 seconds.

Especially after going to the bathroom, before eating, and after blowing your nose, coughing, or sneezing.

And… Don’t go on unnecessary missions!

I won’t go on any missions! No!

Good boy! Now call Jessica.

Oh God yeah! Jessica! I hurt my baby. Is she gonna forgive me?

Sure, just explain to her why you were acting weirder than usual.

She’ll understand.

Yay! Give me 5!

See you girl!

Hug her tight!

I will!

Oh No!