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For some reason…

Anything..

Anywhere in the world happens

We as Iranians must be really aware and cautious.

Oh my goodness the outbreak of the Ebola virus in Africa.

Oh shit…

The president Trump got upset with the Koreans.

Oh shit… dollars.

Oh some stupid Chinese dude ate bats ate bats

And the Coronavirus is spreading throughout China

Oh no…

But dude.

None of them is related to your country

Why do you get upset?

Because I’m an Iranian.

Shit happens in the world.

And it affects me as an Iranian

And we are damn right.

Look at all this mess.

Now our country is one of the pioneers

And we’re rolling like a champion.

Huh?

Nothing is gonna stop us.

We don’t care.

You know why?

Because we are Iranians

We love to fish in a dirty pond

Oh people need masks and gloves and alcohol

To prevent themselves from this contagious virus.

Huh?

Oh you can count on me.

Nice to meet you.

My name is Asshole

Show me the money

Come on I gave you a good amount of options

You got money on ya?

Good so you’ll survive.

But if you don’t have the money

Or you don’t want to pay ten times more

Because it hurts so much that you give away

Your long life fortune

To some assholes like me

So you can easily choose

Between getting the virus or getting the gloves

Which one my friend?

So what is the solution people?

What is it?

Stay at home, wash your hands

Use either a napkin or your bent elbow

When you cough or sneeze

Don’t shake hands and keep your distance

When you talk to another person.

I think these are decent pieces of advice

Even without the Coronavirus

I think we have to take them into consideration.

Hello I rented a store.

If I work I can sell and earn money

If not there’s no money.

Staying at home which I’ve rented it too

Is gonna be a good option.

But still I have to pay rental fee to my landlords.

Still I have to pay tax.

Still with this situation.

I have to provide for my family

So tell me

How the fuck should I stay at home?

Hi I work for a douchebag employer.

The news announced that we all have to stay at home.

But my boss told us to come to work

I guess he never watches the news

That’s why he’s very rich

He said if you don’t show up.

There won’t be any money for you.

So I stopped following the news too.

Being blindfolded is far better in this case.

Hi nice to meet you.

My name is John the idiot.

The news announced that we have a couple of days off

So my buddies and I decided to take a vacation.

People told us that these days off are not holidays

What did we do?

We showed them this.

Hey hello…

I’m a coward

One small cough takes me to this realization

That I have Coronavirus

So I went down to the hospital

And bothered many nurses and doctors there

Not realizing that my other symptom…

Constipation…

Wasn’t related to Coronavirus

It was because I ate too many bananas

Okay,

I guess it’s enough.

Enough with the jokes.

Take care and be kind to each other

Because only love can help us to pass this crisis

If you are a boss please help your employees

To take some rest when they need it.

If you are a landlord please help your tenants.

If you love to travel please stay at home and don’t travel.

And please don’t be afraid

Trust your body.

Coronavirus is indeed dangerous

But it’s not as dangerous as we think

Its rate of death is only 0.2 percent

Compare this to some horrible viruses like Spanish flu.

Spanish flu killed over at least 50 million people worldwide

Over two years.

So that one was huge.

But still you have to be careful

And take care of yourself and others

Especially your family.

Stay at home.

Make sure you, and your family members

Follow good respiratory hygiene.

Do all the things necessary

To prevent from getting infected

Please take care of yourself

And the people around you

See ya