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Going on a date is very important.

But there are a few things

That you might want to take into consideration

When you are on a date.

When you are on date

Staying confident can be a huge advantage

So Do NOT use word whiskers.

Y’know aaaaa… I’m glad…eeeee….umm…ha ha…eee

Y’know?

No I don’t know.

DO Speak clearly…

Well I just wanted to say, I’m glad you’re here.

oh Thanks

Do not look for B.B.D‬

Or a bigger better deal.

Don’t space out under no circumstances.

Even if the conversation is lame and not interesting.

(‫mumbles)…My father‬‬‬‬

Are you even listening to me? What?

DO stay engaged with what your date is saying.

(‫mumbles)…My father‬.

Wow. Your father is a great man

I’ll do my best to stay interested.

What did you say?

I said your father is interesting.‬‬‬

DO not refuse to have eye contact.

Eyes are the windows to the soul

And if you refuse to look at them

You come across as an awkward a-hole.

Last night I was watching Joker and I really loved it.

yeah Joker is awesome.

DO make eye contact.

I love to listen to Linkin Park‬

Will you marry me?

But be careful.

You don’t want to turn it into the creepy stare.

Do NOT talk over your date.

Look we know you’ve got something you wanna say

But wait your turn okay?

actually I’d like to order pepperoni, because

That’s my thing too.

yeah, with mojito.

Ohh… mojito

Damn girl that’s what I want.

You know mojito is one of‬

I’m sorry go ahead.

Do listen to your date and make it a conversation

Instead of being a jerk and interrupting people.

I’d like to order pepperoni because it’s my favorite

And for the drink I’d like to have mojito.

wow. I’m amazed how close our interests are.

I just wanted to order these too.

Do not be a suck-up.

Giving good compliments is good to express how much you like someone

But doing it too much is gonna make you come off as a weak punk

Remember that if you treat someone like a celebrity

They’ll treat you like a fan.

Your eyes are as blue as the sky in which I’d love to fly in

I’m the happiest man alive

Because I have you baby

I’ve achieved my dream.

My dream is you.

Do give her compliments when it’s needed.

Hey nice scarf, suits you really well.

DO NOT play a role.

You know

We live in Golsar, the richest area of Rasht

People call me the coolest guy in the neighborhood.

My father promised to give me a job and buy me a car.

Oh it’s Carlos from Brazil

He calls me the alpha.

It was Spanish.

Do be yourself.

You know?

I have a decent job

I live with my parents in a not so rich area called Dianati

I don’t have any cars.

But I think I might be able to buy a Pride

Because I’m saving some money.

Really? That’s really good.

I like self-made people.

Thanks.

Do not use corny pickup lines.

Hey girl I got a question for you

Are your parents retarded?

Cause you’re special.

On the scale from one to ten, you are a nine.

And I’m the one you need.

Even if there is no gravity on earth I’ll still fall for you.

There you go.

The do’s and Do not’s of how to date someone.

What can you add to this list?

Comment below.

Until next time.

Bye.