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Learning to dance

is critical for any man in the world.

It’s gonna make you competitive among the other men

who don’t even know how to dance.

You want to be happy, energetic and cool?

Oh yeah…

So let’s go over the doos & dooo nots of dancing.

Do not lose control of the beat.

The music is relaxing

so you my friend

why are you wobbling like a chicken?

A good dancer is a good listener

and if you ask a woman who is the right man

they’ll tell ya, a good listener.

Sooo Dooo listen

and let the beat and tempo move into your body.

Did you catch that?

Yeah.

Let’s paint the town red baby…

yeah.

Do not try too hard

Dude you are not Chris Brown or Michael Jackson

you know what?

you don’t need to be them.

just be a Gentleman who knows how to dance.

That’s it

So don’t exaggerate your movements

cause it makes you look like a penguin

with long legs!

Try to have fun

So DO dance dignifiedly…

Little movements always win,

dancing is all about the flow…

so go with the flow.

Do NOT shake your head too much

Goddamit what are you doing?

How does your spine survive

that earthquake in your head?

The brain is getting damaged…

What are you trying to prove here?

Hah?

Do maintain eye contact with your partner…

Instead of shaking your head all over the place.

Look into your partner’s eyes.

Let her look into your eyes

all dreaming:

“oh my Gosh Eugene!

You look really handsome.

Really?

Alright ladies and gents

Are you ready to put all these into practice?

yeah

Let’s dance…

Girl, close your eyes

Let that rhythm get into you

Don’t try to fight it

There ain’t nothin’ that you can do

Relax your mind

Lay back and groove with mine

You got to feel the heat

Oh, yeah

we can ride the boogie

Share that beat of love

I wanna rock with you all night

Dance you into sunlight

yeah baby

rock with you all night

We’re gonna rock the night away

yeah

Alright ladies and gents

have a lovely lovely dance!

Until next time!