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So Kambiz, How are you?

Not so great. Y’know?

Nothing in my life is going in the direction that I wanted to be going…

Wow…wow… wow.

Can I interrupt you right there?

Yeah

Sorry Kambiz,

I don’t think you’re doing as badly as you think you’re doing.

If I may tell you about some of the other patients I see.

I know I’m not supposed to.

Because of the doctor-patients confidentiality.

But I think it might help you.

Sure.

So this guy is here, a real loser.

He lives with his parents at the age of 26.

But to make him feel like a big man.

He buys a kilogram of banana for the family each month,

but it’s like 23000 Tomans.

Hey Mommy; I’m a big man.

I buy a kilogram of banana for the house.

I work in a job and I contribute 23000 Tomans, for the family

Mommy….mommy… I’m a little wimp…

Bo…Bo…Bo…

That was me.

Really?

Yeah.

We talked about it last week.

I told you about me not feeling as cooperative as I wanted

and I told you the only thing I came to do was buying a kilogram of banana for the family

And you said It was a step in the right direction because a lot of people won’t even do that for the family.

And it is… It is…

You’re doing great man. You know?

At least you are not doing as bad as this other guy.

He wants to talk to his crush, but he can’t.

He once said he stuttered when he wanted to say hello to the girl

because he was a coward.

I put him in my appointment book as Forrest Gump.

Hello Jenny.

That was me

Ah… So How’s that going?

Not good.

You told me it was normal and I had nothing to be worried about.

It is and you don’t…

I think we’re making good progress here.

At least you are not as bad as this guy who can’t go to the bathroom without his phone.

That’s me.

Gets angry fast and sweats like a waterfall?

Me.

Can’t socialize in a group and prefers to be alone and…

Don’t say that. It’s me.

Misses his girlfriend and gets dehydrated from crying?

No… that’s not me.

You see? You’re not as bad as that guy.

Yeah.

What a loser.

That was me…

I drink a lot of water… yeah…

that’s our time.

See you next week.