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Yeah girl

I just hate working here.

Who would’ve thought that

I Beth, the smartest girl on campus

Will get stuck in a box all day

Dealing with these idiots!

I’m sorry?

Yeah

God

Here we go again

I’ll call you back.

Hey

Good afternoon sir.

How may I help you?

Yeah I have an appointment with Dr. Miller.

Of course you do.

Let me just check his Appointment sheet for the day

James Batson.

Is that right?

Yep!

Dr. Miller

Mr. Batson is here for his appointment.

Great, please send him in.

Dr. Miller will see you now.

What the…?

I came here before him man.

Yeah, but that guy had a bat.

Hey

Sorry, it’s a crazy house

Where were we?

I hate this place

Oh you must be Mr…

Just call me James

Ok James

My name is Tom

Please come and take a seat

Hello doctor

Welcome to the therapy Mr. Sam Black

Come on, have a seat.

Oh, ok, sure… thank you

So James would you like to

Tell me something about yourself?

Nope

Okay

Don’t be afraid

I don’t bite hahahaha

Hey

Don’t talk to me like you’re in charge or something

Umm

I just wanna help you

That’s all.

Tell me what’s on your mind?

Okay umm…

I think the world is against me doctor

Why do you say that?

You know for starters Kambiz and I have a hard time getting along.

I guess, there’s a lot of tension between us.

Kambiz?

Yeah my roommate.

He is my roommate.

So what do you disagree on?

Pretty much every thing

Like the other day

He got mad at me

Because I wanted to stay home

And watch Breaking bad

Instead of going out with him.

Like, I get it,it’s your birthday

But come on man

Walter White shaved his head.

He looked bad ass

So you think you’re not interfering or bothering Aref in any way?

No I’m not.

He is my friend.

I just feel responsible for him

You know what I mean?

Disturbance and making him feel annoyed

Have nothing to do with responsibility.

Who the hell you think you are to say that?

I’m just here to help you

There’s nothing to be angry about

Come on man I don’t get it

What?

Yesterday he started ranting about the things he’s ever done for me.

And you know what?

I personally think that’s petty.

Because I’d never do that…

So what has he done for you?

Nothing…

Nothing…

He pays rent

He pays for my food

He pays for some of my clothes.

Come on man

I paid for my socks.

And thank God I did that.

Can you imagine what would happen?

If he paid for my socks.

I can’t imagine it…

Umm…

And yeah

He donated a kidney to me.

Which

No big deal brother…

No big deal

So mister…

What the hell is this camera for?

Oh

Nothing…

What are you looking at?

Maaan

These chairs are really uncomfortable bro.

Come on

You’re getting paid a lot of money.

What are these?

Just buy a sofa.

Actually these are good chairs…

Good chair…?

These?

Are you kidding me?

You know what I will go through when I get home?

Kambiz will nag about me using his credit card for this therapy.

Another pettiness.

Jesus

Are these…

Are these sweets?

Can…

Can I…?

Ye…yeah go ahead.

Actually…

Wait…

James you’re not giving me anything.

You should tell me about your problem

So we can talk about it

Ok you wanna know what my problem is

I’ll tell you what my problem is

I have to deal with idiots.

Yeah like just last week I was with Aref at a grocery store

And some guy is staring at me.

So I tell Aref

What the fu*k is wrong with this guy?

And he tells me to calm down.

Can you believe him?

OK, so what happened next?

So I go to him and I say

What’s your problem pal?

And he says

Nothing.

After 10 seconds

He does it again.

Staring at me like he has never seen a human before.

So

How did you deal with this situation?

Tell me about it.

Well I apologized

And got back to what I was doing.

Oh you did a great job.

I think this is the best way

Are you kidding me?

I punched him in the face.

He was crying like a little kid.

I mean what a complete idiot

You know what?

I don’t even think I have a problem

Look James

I wanna help you

But the first step

Is to believe there’s a problem

I don’t have a problem

There’s nothing wrong with me

Ok just relax

You relax

I’m sick of people telling me what to do

Yo bro…

How was your session?

It paid off really well

Me too.

I might come and pay a visit again.

Oh shit…I’m out of here.