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Instagram is a great social media.

It’s all about sharing your life stories and pictures

To the people you love the most.

BS!

Do you believe that?

It’s all about who shows more middle finger to other people

Especially people we don’t give a damn about.

I’m happier than you…

Oh single boy night out

I just wanted to mention how great is that

To be single.

With this caption I’m telling everyone that

HEY I’M SINGLE

On the market

Ah…work time…

Doing my best to achieve my goals.

Work hard, play hard.

Actually I wasn’t doing anything at that time.

I was just checking YouTube

And after that my boss showed up and …

Fired me.

Being stylish again.

I took selfies one hundred times

To make sure I look as good as possible

Hooo… I went for a run.

I feel refreshed and awesome.

I took this selfie to tell everyone I work out.

Plus I didn’t run at all.

Alright?

When I got there

I felt like today is not the day

So I came back home.

Look at all these people having cosmetic surgeries.

I just can’t imagine myself doing these things to myself

I’m natural man.

I figured out a nose job is gonna make me look more high-classed.

So…

Yeah

I have a problem breathing.

Bullshit

I wanted more likes, okay?

I wanted to impress the people who don’t give a shit about me.

So yeah, I paid 10 million Tomans

To have this.

God damn it.

It hurts so much.

How exactly people do these things!

Me and my girlfriend

We’re the happiest couple alive.

Love_for_ever

Actually she hates me

You know…she says I’m a loser.

With a great friend of mine…

Girls and boys can be great friends… ..

I shared this picture to make my ex jealous.

Because…

I think about her all the time.

I love my nephew…

I took this photo because it gives me more likes

Alright?

People love cute kids.

To be honest I hate kids…

I love going to the museums.

History blows my mind.

I just went there once… …

To take this photo

To tell you how cultured I am.

Traveling and adventures

Make us feel more alive…more happy

Because knowing different cultures, different people…

Is gonna help you to know yourself better.

I went on a trip to take these photos

And get more likes.

I just can’t even remember where I went.

Living large.

Shit

Hello?

Hey Kambiz

Do you remember that you owe me 20 thousand tomans?

Yeah I… do man… …

Good…so stop sharing nonsense

You’re broke.

Plus no one gives a damn about you.

Stop being a people pleaser.

Do you understand?

Sure.

No one gives a shit about you and your life man… …

Yeah…

Good.