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Children and youngsters are our most valuable resources

And they deserve the finest education we can give them.

But

The question is

Why should we?

Your child is 6 years old and full of energy.

He wants to run, have fun and play.

You, bring them to our system And what do we do?

We tell them to sit down,stay quiet,and don’t move.

Isn’t this amazing?

Public schools are for poor people

And don’t worry

It’s completely free

Exept for, all the ceremonies and cleaning services

And textbooks and almost everything.

You have to pay for everything.

I mean come on, you’re not paying tuition

So we have to milk money out of you the other ways… …

Alright?

And don’t worry

Your children are safe here.

There is no bully

No bully

No one is gonna hurt your children, trust me.

Except sometimes we see some students kick each other’s butts outside the school.

It’s outside the school , it is not inside

So

It’s not our fault, right?

Cursing?

Kidding me right?

No one

Is gonna learn bad words here… Fu*k you, Mr. Stevenson.

Talents

We do care about them.

Your child.

Is good at football

Dancing

Drawing

Writing

Anything…

We

Do care about them by giving them unrelated textbooks.

I mean,come on.

We have to sell these books to someone, right?

Your children will grow up

Will become men and women

You as parents are gonna be super proud of them.

We brainwashed you to send them to colleges.

Because,Diploma?

I’m sorry.

I can’t stop laughing

Do you want your children to be a loser?

Boy…

Military service…don’t forget that.

So,college…

We opened all the doors to all the students

Who want to spend another half of their lives in our system

And not learn anything.

More textbooks.

Most of them, not needed.

You only use google

And learn 1 million times more than textbooks.

Plus easily you can import millions of these textbooks into your phone

And use it,for free but,come on

More units

More money for colleges.

Are you poor?

Yes…

We give you loans

So you have to pay more…

And don’t worry

We have great professors too.

And they’re not gonna make you buy their textbooks

Or translate their Theses

Never.

Don’t worry at all.

You will learn a lot of practical skills.

And I’m not a liar.

What will we give you?

A paper with your picture on it.

For free?

Kidding me,right?

You have to pay 5 to 50 million tomans

Depending on your field of study.

Can’t you find a job?

We don’t give a shit.

We have our money…