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Giving cash

would you mind if I

swipe a card for 10000 Tomans

and then you give it back to me in cash?

I beg your pardon?

I needed 10000 cash.

We don’t have any cash.

What about the money on the desk?

I don’t see any money.

Do you?

I don’t!

go

Shoo, Shoo, shoo.

Money changes

7000 Tomans.

Ok,

and I put a chewing gum for the change.

here you go.

Kilograms

Hello!

I wanted half a kilo of tomatoes please.

Ok, sure.

Just a second.

I’ll be right back.

Alright.

It’s one kilogram and 700 grams.

Do you want me to make it 2?

I wanted half a kilo!

just a second

and here’s your 3 kilos of tomatoes.

Arrogant salesperson

Can I have a pack of Marlboro, bro?

Cigarettes?

You smoke in this age?

Do you know how many people

die because of smoking?

Do you know how harmful it is?

It’s not my concern though.

It’s for your own good.

Plus,

no smoking here.

Just give me a pack already.

Alright?

I need some chips and yogurts too.

So, you’re having a party tonight, ey?

Can I come?

Hmm?

come on, come on.

bro.

people are f*cking crazy!

Wait a minute!

Hey!

You didn’t pay for them!