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Welcome to the late night show with Mojtaba.

We have a special guest tonight.

She is the greatest member of Zabanshenash!

Give it up for the one and only.

Faeze

Hey Faeze, how are you?

Thank you for accepting

to come into this show tonight!

I really appreciate it!

Ok.

thank you!

What would I find in your pocket right now?

An expired credit card

a lay-off announcement

a bounced check and.

a one-way ticket to hell

If Hollywood made a video about your life

which actress would you like to play

the lead role as you?

I don’t think anyone can play that role.

Really?

Well because my life is full of tragic comics

and comical tragedies.

OK

Explain to me what has happened in your life

that made you regretful during the last 5 years?

Your questions are getting harder!

Aaa.

ok

I proposed to a man

and immediately I lost my job after that.

Well

who was he?

jeez!

He was my boss.

OK.

umm.

yeah

If you were given the whole world

what would you do with it?

well I would jump out of my bed

because I would know that it was only a dream.

No, I’m serious!

Just imagine!

Well In that case, I would

go back to bed again because

I wanna keep dreaming.

Tell me about the toughest boss you ever had.

My old man at home!

On a scale of 1 to 10

how happy are you?

That’s a tough one!

I think 3!

Why three?

Well.

I don’t know, I guess.

because I’m totally alone.

Why don’t you get married?

In that case, I would be zero happy.

At least right now I’m ok with 3.

Right?

Good

Sing a song that best describes you.

Of course no!

I haven’t prepared anything!

Oh my god!

Gosh I can’t believe I’m gonna sing.

but

Ok.

here’s the song by Bruno Mars

called Lazy song

and I can totally relate to it every single day

like literally!

and it goes like this:

Today I don’t feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don’t feel like picking up my phone

so leave a message at the tone.

Today I don’t feel like doing anything

nothing at all.

nothing at all.

Everybody.

Faeze

See you next late night show with Mojtaba.

Good night