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In the early 90s, a time traveler classified ad was appearing in Backwoods magazine.

What was appearing in Backwoods magazine? A time traveler classified ad was appearing in Backwoods magazine. When was this ad appearing? This ad was appearing in the early 90s.

People were not expecting to find time travelers in Backwoods magazine.

What were people not expecting to find in Backwoods magazine? People were not expecting to find time travelers in Backwoods magazine.

They were buying a small survivalist magazine.

What kind of magazine were they buying? They were buying a small survivalist magazine.

And they were expecting articles about hunting, building cabins by hand and other skills that would come in handy during some future breakdown of society.

Were they expecting articles about hunting? Yes, they were expecting articles about hunting. What about building cabins by hand? Were they expecting articles about that? Yes, they were expecting articles about building cabins by hand.

The publisher Dave was saying to his friend John, I messed up.

What was Dave saying? He was saying I messed up. Who was he saying it to? He was saying it to his friend John.

He was looking for something to fill space in the magazine.

What was he looking for? He was looking for something to fill space in the magazine.

He was asking John to write him some jokes.

Who was asking John to write him some jokes? Dave was asking John to write him some jokes.

John was instead offering to write some classified ads.

What was John instead offering to do? John was instead offering to write some classified ads.

John was planning to write one serious personal ad looking for a girlfriend, and a joke ad about time traveling.

Was John planning to write one ad or two ads? John was planning to write two ads. What was he planning to write the first ad about? He was planning to write the first ad looking for a girlfriend. What was he planning to write the second ad about? He was planning to write the second ad about time traveling.

He was receiving some replies from people in on the joke, but most of them were coming from people who were serious.

Was he receiving some replies from people in on the joke? Yes, he was receiving some replies from people in on the joke. Who were most of the replies coming from? Most of the replies were coming from people who were serious.

People were feeling really excited about it. They were asking him lots of questions.

How were people feeling about it? People were feeling really excited about it. Were they asking him lots of questions? Yes, they were asking him lots of questions.

One person was even asking if he needed to bring toilet paper.

Were some people asking about toilet paper? Yes, some people were asking about toilet paper.

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