جنگ برفی

A: Why did you throw snow at your brother?

B: It was a snowball fight.

A: He said that he didn’t know you were playing.

B: Well, he should’ve known once he felt the snowball.

A: Does this have anything to do with the snowman?

B: You mean the one he knocked down?

A: That’s exactly the one I mean.

B: Maybe, but I just wanted to have a snowball fight.

A: You should be nicer to your brother.

B: He should be nicer to my snowmen.

A: Go say you’re sorry and play nicely.

B: Only if he says he’s sorry, first.