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A lie detector

Hey, What’s up kambiz?

Hey, Hey what’s up?

What is this?

This? This is a lie detector… A lie detector?

How it works?

Oh actually I bought this recently.

It is the latest version.

And it is programmed to tell you that you’re lying when you tell a lie.

And if you tell the truth, It’s gonna go off.

So? Do you want to try it?

Okay.

Alright, so let’s start with something true.

Say something which is true.

I’m the best thief in the world.

It’s a lie.

What??

pftt… It’s not working…

Yes of course it is.

You’re lying through your teeth.

You’re not the best thief in the world.

So as I said say something true.

Okay…umm…

Something true…

Earth is flat.

Are you an idiot?

Even a child knows

Earth is not flat.

You are lying.

Aha…Wow!!!

I didn’t expect this to be this much awesome.

I bought a laptop

with Kambiz’ card… Ehe…It…

It went off…

Oh shoot…

It works…

I think I gotta go man…

Hey…Hey…

What did you buy?

Oh hey Filbert…Look!

Look what I have here man?

Say something let’s try it…

I’m a shark dude…

Ha ha ha…

It’s cute when a goldfish lies.

Ha…Ha….

Ha…Ha… Alright man…

This is awesome…