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Oh hey!!!

America is cooool broo…

Yeah

Hey. good morning Kambiz.

I’ll prepare breakfast for you.

You should be Sam my new roommate.

umm. Actually…

You recently broke up with your girl.

Excuse me?

Your girl, gone. You got depressed…

What?

I don’t even know your name

you just met me.

How could you possibly know if I had a girlfriend or that she left me?

Your voice… cracking you got bags under your eyes.

Proves you cry every morning.

How could you possibly know about me breaking up?

your phone is clean.

You don’t use your phone that often.

Power connection tiny little scuff marks around the edge of it.

every night you go to plug into charge but your hands are shaky

because you cry and you can’t control yourself

you’ll never see those marks on a man’s phone with a happy relationship.

Goodness. that’s remarkable and completely wrong.

What?

everything you said was wrong in fact 99.9 percent wrong.

from me being Sam to me breaking up with my girlfriend.

how about your phone

why is this so clean?

I bought it last night…

But the little scuff marks around the edge…

Yeah you can ask Sam about it. He ruined it.

No…Impossible…

but at least you did a good job guessing Sam being your roommate.

Yeah I knew it from the beginning.

By the way I’m detective Mark.

Yeah…come on in.