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Alright alright I’m coming…

Jesus…

Who’s there?

What is this?

Whose Box is this?

“The truth won’t stay buried forever.

I have invented this device to prove this point.

You are the chosen one.

So put it to good use…”

Dude…

You have invented a headset.

“Stop being sarcastic you idiot.

I knew you would say that…

this is not a regular headset…

it tells you the truth when you put it on…

Is this supposed to tell me the truth?

But when you’re wearing a headset,

you won’t hear any background noise…

this is bull…

Whatever man…

Ah…Jesus

Hello.

Hey… I missed you, did you miss me?

Sure hon after 8 hours of work, not eating anything, being pranked by a freak,

yeah, the only thing I could think of was you…

I hope you’re not being sarcastic.

Are you?

No baby, of course,

I love listening to your daily stories…

about taking pictures of your food and posting it on Instagram,

So please tell me more.

I love talking to you. You are my sweetie pie.

Oh, damn it.

Honey wait, let me connect my headset.

Sam is around I don’t want him to listen to us. Ok?

Sure.

Ok, so where were we?

I said I hate you…

What?

I said I hate you

the only reason I’m with you is that you have money and you do stuff for me…

Wait…

can you repeat what you said?

I think my headset is not working.

I said I love you just for who you are…

by the way, I’m going out with my friend…

John. He’s so handsome,

He’s the best boyfriend among my other boyfriends.

I usually see him every other day…

I said Casey come on… we have already been to the Salon…

You know what?

I gotta run.

What???

I have things to do. You know?

You have things more important than me?

Yeah everything is more important than you.

What did you say?

You heard it right…

Call John.

What? Who’s John?

Kambiz… you got it all wrong…

Whatever. I don’t care…

Yo Kambiz…What’s up?

Not much.

So bro…

I need some money.

Oh, really?

Tell me something new…

Come on bro…

You’re helping a friend.

How much do you want?

Not much…

Only 500 bucks. It won’t break your bank.

500 bucks won’t break my bank?

Who said that?

Come on bro. Help a friend. Come on.

Ok…

Tell me… why do you need it?

Umm…

you know Kambiz, I’m a changed man.

Recently I’ve watched some videos on YouTube and decided to be more productive…

How come?

Y’know, like reading books and listening to podcasts and stuff

so buying books costs money, right?

Nice…

What if he is lying?

Does Sam read books?

Impossible…

I gotta use the headset…

Bro? I’m talking to you! That’s disrespectful man…

So repeat what you said.

Repeat what?

The thing you said.

Books and stuff.

Repeat it.

I’m not a changed man.

All I need is 500 bucks to go and buy video games

and I know you won’t give me the money for that so

I had to come up with some lies…

I’m short of cash…

What? Come on bro. Don’t you want to help a new man?

Cut it out Sam. No…

Come on man.

Look guys

Zabanshenas is the best.

I’ve learned English using this application.

I’m still using it for reading books and watching movies.

Okay let’s see if I lied there…

Look guys

Zabanshenas is the best.

I’ve learned English using this application.

I’m still using it for reading books and watching movies.

You see…

I’m not lying at all.

To download the application check the link in bio or this link…

See ya…

The former so-called black president of the United States of America went to the ceremony…

Ah I forgot this.

Every country in the world is awful

and WE ARE great…

I’m lying come on…

people call me a news reporter but

you know what is the real name of my job?

A professional liar…

I knew it…ha-ha…

Son we are really proud of you…

I go around talking about you all the time

and remind people of how proud a dad can be…

Thanks dad.

Wait…

So dad tell me how proud you are…

Proud? Not at all, you are not even my child.

Some jerk left you outside our door and took off,

I had to pay for your school, clothes, food, everything.

I told your mom let’s bury this kid alive before anyone finds out,

I literally hate you son.

What???