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Sam visits a cafe

Hey waiter. Come here.

Hello sir. How can I help you?

Last day I was talking to Joe

He said everything for me is on the house.

Joe? Do you mean Joe the owner?

Yeah my little bruh Joey…

But Joe is dead sir…

Oh JOE!!!

When ?

Let me ask you a question sir…

How old are you?

Twenty five. How come?

Joe died thirty years ago.

You know what?

I don’t have any money on me.

I have only two dollars.

Do you have anything for two dollars?

Oh? For two dollars, okay so let me check…

For appetizers…

Unfortunately we don’t have anything.

For the main course…

For two dollars…

Nope…

How about drinks? drink…drink…drink…

Nothing interesting sir…

But you can have water…

And of course it is on the house.

Yeah, oh! that’s great. that’s great man…

I’d like to have one…thanks…

Certainly sir…

But. You’re gonna have to have it outside.

Because we need the table for our customers.

Okay…yeah…totally fine…

Yeah…alright…

Okay. Have a nice day sir.

‫Yeah

hmm…not bad…

Thanks Joe…