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Don’t you dare touch

that doorknob without its permission.

What?

Why?

these days

everyone can wash their hands

but these doorknobs can’t.

You touch it without even sterilizing your hands.

I don’t know what you’re talking about man.

What if the doorknob gets Corona?

What?

This won’t get infected.

It’s an object.

Are you objectifying the doorknob?

Yeah.

Because it’s an object.

How dare you…?

Look Afro

I have things to do, alright?

So cut the nonsense!

What is your problem?

I’m a doorknobist.

what?

A doorknobist?

Yeah

I follow doorknobism.

like nationalism, veganism…

Exactly.

I fight for the rights of doorknobs.

Are you ridiculing us?

Alright man, that was funny.

I’m Sorry.

Fighting for the rights of people

is funny to you?

people?

Do you consider this people?

to us yeah.

look bro

ok

let me give you some advice

that you won’t listen to.

If someone says something on the internet

and it seems right to you

that doesn’t mean everyone has to agree with you.

You have your own opinions

and thousands of people don’t care about them.

You’re not adding anything to the world.

You are just jumping on the bandwagon.

I know…

you are following BSism.

What?

Bullshitsm.

look!

How about adding something to the world?

study

improve yourself…

do something I don’t know

like finding a job.

What is your job Afro?

Ha?

Goddamn man, I’m out.

You touched the doorknob without its permission.

Can I touch you?

Please

Please let me follow this intruder.

You’re not saying anything so I guess

that’s a no!

I’m sorry doorknob

Okay

I know what to do

I’ll post about him now…

intruder

doorknboism

he_called_me_a_loser

Dear doorknobists

let’s report him on Instagram

and get his account suspended.

Yes!

This is a war!