چی شد که من با زبانشناس آشنا شدم؟

look at him…

Who are you?

hey

Look at you

I’m not Cristiano Ronaldo

I am YOU dummy.

Who else could I be?

I’m the future you…

I’m here to give you some news.

what is this?

you’re going to die buddy…

wait…

What?

Am I going to die?

But it doesn’t make any sense

If you’re the future me

how the hell are you still alive?

Because if I die…

you won’t exist in the future

right?

I came from a parallel universe.

I know it’s hard to digest but

you’re gonna die…

you’re here to give me the news so I can save myself

right?

Umm…

naaa…

What do mean naaa?

You know?

I enjoy doing this.

Consider it a hobby of mine.

alright

enough

If you’re telling me the truth..

tell me what is my next move?

You’re going to take your heart disease pills

because each time you wake up

you take them.

see?

see?

You didn’t get that right

you didn’t come from the future

you’re a liar…

you know what?

This is all a dream.

All I have to do…is to wake up

and poof!

you’re gone for good.

Yeah!

Why are you laughing?

Dude? Really?

Are you that dumb?

If you don’t take those pills in two minutes

guess what?

You’re gonna die.

What?

This worked every time!

No..

YES…!

Please..

please tell me what to do

please…

Here

take one of these…

you’re gonna be just fine.

I was pulling your leg

indeed I’ve come here to save you.

What is it?

Oh God…Oh God man

wait..

I don’t have any heart disease!

oh man..

I can’t take this anymore…

the pill you took was cyanide.

You only have a couple of minutes to

kick the bucket…

that was…

that was a horrible dream…

thank god

thank god I’m alive.

I can’t take this anymore..!

the pill you took was Mint.

How couldn’t you figure that out?

You’ve immersed yourself

in this role for more than 5 minutes.

The academy award goes to Kambiz…

Enough man!

Stop joking around…

Why the hell are you here?

To torture me?

Alright man..I’m sorry

I think I went too far.

As I said I’ve come from a parallel universe.

I want you to be successful like me.

stop fooling around man..

is this another cheesy joke?

No

give me your phone.

come on

Here..

Take this..

if you use this application, you’ll learn English

and will work for Zabanshenas as content creator.

There

you’ll gain good leverage.

and you’ll influence a lot of people

to learn English the real way.

That’s ridiculous..

I AM speaking English.

You think you’re speaking English

In fact, you are just blabbering…

Anyway

just listen to me…

this is all a dream.

I’ve stepped into your dream from the future.

With the snap of my finger you’ll wake up.

Go to the link:Zabanshenas.com/install.

And download the app.

let me tell you something.

When you start making videos on Instagram

I want you to promise me something.

You’ll never lie.

Stay professional and be honest with everybody.

Because you

and your team are gonna make a huge difference

in the language learning world.

Okay?

I’m really confused…

but okay…

Cut.