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Kambiz asks a girl out

Sarah?

Can I…?

Hey…

Alright…good…

I just…

Can I…Can I talk to you for a minute?

Okay? So…

I just…

I know it’s a little bit awkward…you know? In a place like this…but…. Please

Okay

I’m gonna come out and tell you I’m asking you out But…but…please…

Do…Don’t…Don’t talk yet…please…I know as soon as you start…Moving your lips, you’re gonna say no…

But please let me explain couple of things…alright?

Actually…

I know you’re so cute…

No question…alright?

And a lot of people are hitting on you…

I’m perfectly sure about that…

Because being a girl in our country is really tough….

But I want you to know that I’m not hitting on you at all.

Okay? because…

I think…. This…

IT is …

Disrespectful…

And I don’t want to be disrespectful…

Especially to someone like you…okay?

Beside that…

I don’t look good at all…Yknow? I’m not rich…

But you’re so beautiful…I’m the opposite…

Why exactly should you…go out with someone like me? right?

Just…

Do…Don’t…Don’t talk yet…please…

I know as soon as you start…

Moving your lips, you’re gonna say no…

Just please let me explain couple of things

I just want you to know that it’s totally

Totally low risk going out with me…

Totally low risk…

You know…Just a drink or something… And even…

I just want you to know… And beside…

Because I wanna show How low risk our date is gonna be…

Even…

Alright?

Even if you suddenly get up and leave I’m not gonna judge you at all… Umm…that…

I just want you to know…

And beside…

Umm…that…

Shit…

I just…

I don’t have anything else to say…

Go ahead and say no…

So I can just go and kill myself…

Yes, I’ll go out with you. Rea….

Really? just…

Oh my god… I just…

By the way…

Grow some confidence for god’s sake.

You’re not a troll…

For sure…I’m just working on it…

See you tonight…Okay? Yeah…um…Amazing…

Cool…

Yeah…

Goo…goodbye…

That was..

Unexpected…

I need some water man…