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When she says

“promise me, you’ll never lie to me,”

or does she?

Number 1

when she asks

honey!

is she beautiful?

Yeah,

I think she’s fine, I guess!

WHAT?

I can’t believe this.

How about going and dating her?

Ha?

you asked for my opinion, and I gave it to you.

I’m not attracted to her;

I’m just saying she’s fine.

you repeated it.

Oh my God!

lying time

No, honey,

you are the only beautiful girl

in the whole freaking world.

You are my sweet love.

I love you.

Number 2

when she asks:

Honey

How many girlfriends have you had?

25

WHAT?

NOOOO

lying time

Come one honey!

you know the answer!

I’ve never been with anyone.

You are the soulmate I’ve always wanted.

Baby!

Number 3

when she asks:

Honey, a question

If I get fat,

will you leave me?

if you get fat,

I’ll lose some interest in you.

WHAT?

I can’t believe this.

look!

A long-term relationship

requires physical attraction.

Not just you,

I have to take care of myself too.

I’m just saying.

Shut up!

lying time

What is this question honey?

Fat,

thin.

you look fabulous either way.

You are my queen.

And even if you get fat,

you’re going to be my fat queen.

Love you!

stop it.

Number 4

When she calls you:

hello?

How is my lovely man?

Hey,

can I call you in 30 minutes, honey?

I’m watching this soccer match.

and it’s champions league finals,

So that soccer match is more important than me?

Ha?

okay

Bye

lying time

Hey Honey,

I’m gonna go to sleep, you know.

It’s been a long day.

I’m super tired!

Oh,

sleep tight, honey.

good night, I love ya.

bye-bye

solution to this problem:

How about not asking questions

to which you expect some certain answers?