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Hey Anna!

Hey, Kambiz

I got something to tell you.

What’s up?

Oh my god.

What are you doing?

Anna Smith…

Stop playing

From the first time I met you,

I knew you would be my future wife.

get…

The way your eyes shine

when I look into them…

I can see your soul.

get up…

Your hair…

Shut your mouth and get up.

What?

What is it?

What the hell was that?

I was proposing to you…

Shut your mouth.

I’m not going to marry you.

Why?

you ask why?

Are you out of your mind?

You ask why?

why not?

You are broke.

I have 5 million tomans in my bank account.

five?

do you have a car?

no

where do you live?

in my parent’s house.

am I going to come and live with your parents?

No,

I’ll rent a house.

you know?

after we’ve lived with my parents for

25 years, I guess.

not you are only broke,

but you are ugly as hell

I’m not that bad!

yes, you are…

look at your nose…

look at your hairline, you’re going bald…

look at your vampirey teeth…

look at your lips.

They are disgusting…

we are breaking up, Kambiz…

you can’t be ugly and broke at the same time.

wait… what?

why?