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Revenge

What’s up ladies and gentlemen?

Hey, How are you?

Sam the Black is here ladies and gentlemen

What’s up Kambiz?

Hello

Thank you so much, thank you, thank you

How about some jokes?

Kambiz: Oh come on

Okay, so…

‫Kambiz has 39 candy bars ‫He eats 26

Tell me

What does Kambiz have now?

Kambiz: Yeah I can guess where this goes

You’re goddamn right.

DIABETES

That was frickin’ funny right?

How about another one?

Yeah we want another one

Someone wants another one

So let’s give them another one

Tell me Kambiz, Why are you here?

What?

It’s obvious, I’m part of this show.

What are you talking about?

Okay if you’re here

Who’s running hell?

LMAO

That was fricking funny, I know that

Okay, that was funny

Of course it was, come on

Not just funny, It was hilarous

I really liked it, but I also like to make people laugh

You?

You wanna make people laugh

You’re not even close to be funny

Yeah I know

But Sam, Please

Tell us about your exprience as a salesman

Experince?

Yeah

What experince?

So you can’t remember it

Don’t you remember the time you’ve been looking for a job

They offered you to sell toilet paper to people?

Huh, you don’t remember it, right?

Yeah, of course I do

Ladies and gentlemen your boy…

…was a great…a great saleman.

And there was no frickin prospect…

that your boy couldn’t sell them things

Yeah, yeah…yeah… there was no prospect for sure except these ones…

Good evening sir, how are you?

I’m spreading some good news about our latest product

I’m noticing all of you guys lately need this…

Ah man, I have to sell this

Oh sir, please buy one of these

Come on, this is the latest product, come on man

Okay I think calling people is a better option

Okay so let’s call this number

Hello?

Hello sir

What is it sir?

I’d….I…

I just…um…

How can I help you sir?

Do you need toilet paper?

Sir

What?!

I mean toilet paper…y’know?

The thing that you use…

It is…

It is the latest product…so Enough! Please don’t laugh…

Dammit

What was that?

That was…

That was a dream

Hey

Are you okay?

Yeah, umm. I’m okay man

I just had a nightmare

A nightmare?

Do you want to talk about it?

No… No

I don’t want to talk about it

But

Can I ask you a question?

Yeah, what is it?

Kambiz… I…

Do you know anything about me, being a salesman?

Salesman?

Were you a salesman?

No, it doesn’t matter man.

Don’t worry about it. okay?

Okay