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Sam wants to be a comedian

You know Kambiz…actually

I think I have to change my job

I need some honest job. You know

‫?‫Oh… that’s good

So what kind of job are you talking about

Comedian…

Ha! Comdian? Really?

‫ ‫ Yeah, I wanna split people’s guts laughing

Heh. That’s nice but

Have you ever had any experience with being funny?

‫Yeah, I am funny

‫Let me ask you a question

For how long we’ve known each other?

For how long?

More than nine years…

‫You haven’t made me laugh once

Do you call yourself funny?

It doesn’t make any sense.

Yes, it does. Alright? ‫ Ok let’s try it, make me laugh Mr. Funny‫

‫I can’t do it just like this

Comedians do it just like this…

Because they’re comedians‫

‫They make people laugh

So Give it a shot…

‫Try to make me laugh, now

but…

What should I do man?

‫Just make me laugh, I don’t know

Tell a joke or something…

Ah… one minute…

Actually I have some jokes here…

Here we go… Yes…

What happens if you use beans instead of bullets

I dunno…

This happens…

Alright Kambiz… Don’t laugh…

But when I get on the stage…

And make people burst out laughing…

You know what happens?

‫I’m gonna have the last laugh

Don’t laugh now…

I’ll see you laugh later…

Ciao…