اگه زبانشناس باهاتون با صدای حماسی صحبت می کرد

Dammit

life sucks

I promised myself to start learning English today.

But… I still lack motivation.

Wow!

Who are you?

has anyone ever told you that you look like a person that suffers from a soul crushing depression?

Actually, It’s not exactly depression.

It’s more like I try to learn English and

I procrastinate all the time.

That’s…that’s it are you sure you’re not depressed?

yeah…

So

who was crying last night before going to bed?

Who was staring at the wall for 1 hour straight for no particular reason.

Who had sent texts to his friends and received no response and cried like a little bitch because he was alone for so long.

okay man, fu*k.

Alright…yeah…I’m….

I AM DEPRESSED.

So…so what can I do?

don’t worry

I know how to help you how?

I designed an application called motivation on demand.

The features are absolutely phenomenal.

It has a chain to keep you persistent.

It has statistics to keep you accountable wait

you’re talking about Zabanshenas.

yeah…

Actually I have it installed.

But yet

I’m too lazy to work with it.

don’t worry.

You didn’t let me finish my sentence.

I designed a device too.

you put this in your ear and it connects to the application and narrates your life.

You lose motivation it gives you motivation

You wanna learn English it says “come on come on

you can learn English” that’s fantastic but

how much does it cost?

You know…

you’re lucky.

It’s free for you.

Noooo…

I know…

I expected this reaction from you.

You have this opportunity to test this device.

I’ve used it for years.

But I needed another person to test this out

And you

are that person.

Okay.

Let’s do it

how’s the installation?

easy

come forward

Do you want me to come forward?

ok

So

ouch…

congratulation.

It’s done.

Oh man…

It hurts but still I can’t hear anything.

So

When does it start making noises?

tomorrow

after you wake up.

Okay.

So

His eyes

opened like shots fired on a battlefield.

What?

Who’s talking?

He’s confused

but he knows he’s different.

it started.

holy shit

It was glorious.

He took a sip of the mug.

He could feel the greenness of the tea bushes of Lahijan.

This is amazing…

No time to waste.

He was ready to study English like a gladiator

ready to fight in the Arena.

Hell yeah…

Let’s do it.

His brain cell began to evolve like a flower ready to bloom.

He was rebuilding himself minute by minute… word by word…

his vocabulary size?

Expanded

bigger and richer yeah

That’s what I’m talking about ah

I can’t make it

I got tired

quick

give me some motivation.

They say

people don’t believe in heroes but you my friend you are the English hero ah…yeah

I’m pumped for another 15 hours

Let’s do it

While exercising

while walking

while running

while talking

While…

You know what I’m talking about no…no…no

nothing can stop this guy from being an Epic English learner

Say it…

say what?

Say you are an Epic English learner I am an Epic English learner.

Come on…don’t be a pussy louder…

I am an epic English learner Who is an Epic English learner?

I am…

louder

I am…

Yeah…