فرنگیس _قسمت دوم

Farangis

Have you Switched yourself on again?

Didn’t I tell you I have to study?

I’m dying of boredom!

All of my hacker friends are busy

targeting the American election!

I can’t even Google with Iran’s Internet!

At least, let’s chew the fat!

I have to study

I have an exam tomorrow!

Are you crazy?

And that’s because ….?

Aren’t the universities closed due to coronavirus?

They are!

Aren’t you gonna take the exam online?

Yup!

So you’re gonna take your exam with your laptop

aren’t you?

I’m here to help you get a great score!

Are you sure?

It’s an advanced English exam!

And it’s extremely difficult

and I should get 20!

I will get that 20!

Hey…

Weren’t you supposed to destroy all human life?

You’re too kind

how come?!

Wait…

Let me disconnect from the internet!

Someone might hear us!

I’ve found out that you humans

aren’t as bad as what our Great Leader said!

For example, you treat me well!

You put a cooler fan under me!

You charge me!

You have even installed an antivirus on me!

Telling you this stuff is like taking a big risk!

If they find it out

they will remove my CPU!

Stay here!

Let’s talk!

Farry, It’s too late!

I gotta sleep!

Can you get up at 8 A.M for my exam?

Yeah sweetie!

What’s your student number?

I’ve written the number on my note pad!

Thanks!

I don’t wanna start!

Sorry

but I…I didn’t make it!

What???

Do you know how many credits does that course have???

Slow down…

I was fooling you!

Hey…

let’s be serious for a second

have you taken the exam?

Yeah… I got 20!

You don’t say!

Come on, let me see!

I got 20!

Well… That’s what you wanted!

Yeah!

But it was scored on a scale of 0 to 100!

I wanted a 100

the total score!

You said you want 20!

What should I have done, then?

You, idiot

Do you have any idea what will happen if Zabanshenas

finds out I got 20 from 100 in my English exam?

Oh my great Leader!