نوروز VS کریسمس

Here are the reasons why I love Nowrooz

More than Christmas!

Do you guys around the world

celebrate the last Wednesday of the year?

NO?

But we do!

Before Nowrooz we celebrate 4shanbe soori

and burn ⅓ of the population in the process!

See?

everything has a reason!

People don’t give us presents

they give us money!

Yeah.

that’s right!

We’re really budget-minded!

Hey, how much money have you gotten from auntie?

100,000 tomans

But.

she gave me only 50,000 tomans!

So bad!

Maybe she loves me more, huh?

Do you guys around the world

care about the value of your relatives?

During the Nowrooz vacation

we visit almost every single relative!

Do you visit your grandpa’s cousin’s 2nd daughter?

But we do…

because WE care about our culture!

I bought a house and a SUV

and my son is studying in Canada!

Have you seen my daughter’s photo on

Rich Kids of Tehran page?

I don’t know how you guys

respect the nature during your Christmas vacation!

On the last day of our vacation

we go into the woods,

and we don’t leave our plastic bags there…

in honor of nature!

The only problem we have

is the number of kisses!

You know?

in our culture

when we want to congratulate the new year

we kiss each other

but we really don’t know

how many times we should kiss our older auntie

two

or three?

three

that’s the question!

So I love Nowrooz more than Christmas!

Now it’s your turn!

Which one do you like?

Nowrooz or Christmas?