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The Genie of the Teapot

Luna: You know what?!

I am going bust!

The whole economy’s in a mess!

I can’t even finance my English class!

I have sold almost everything because I had problem meeting my mortgage payments!

Thank god I have a phone and this teapot which is a gift from my grandma!

Genie: Hey… Where am I?

Luna: Huh? What?

What do you mean? Who are you?

Listen I am short of money so you can find nothing in my house!

Genie: Heeey… How dare you accuse me of burglary?

I’m the genie of the teapot!

And I’m proud to announce that I am the only survivor of my generation!

Like my ancestors,

I possess an extraordinary power that allows me to grant wishes!

Now you can make 3 wishes!

Luna: Listen lil genie I’m not easily fooled!

Genie: Ok! You can just try! Make a wish!

Luna: So, I need money… Let’s start with $100,000,000!

Genie: US dollar?

Luna: Of course yeah!

Genie’s voice: Sorry, this item is not available in your country!

Iran’s Rial is losing value against the US dollar!

So I’m not able to do it during the downturn!

Luna: Like my ancestors, I possess an extraordinary power that allows me to grant wishes!

Seriously?

Your freaking extraordinary power is affected by the slump?

Hey… where are you? Why are you disappeared?

Genie: There must be an error in the coffeepot’s calculations,

It’s unable to process!

Luna: Ok… take it easy!

Let me make another wish! I need a car!

Hey… are you there? I’m talking to you?

Genie: It costs an arm and a leg! I can’t!

Luna: Shame on you! Shame on you!

You’ve just made your ancestors down!

Can you at least help me with my English?

I need to continue learning English,

but I can’t afford to pay for my education!

Genie: of course I can

I proudly announce that I can help you with your English…

You can still learn English easily!

You should just download Zabanshenas and follow the steps…

the features of this application are really phenomenal!

By the way, you don’t have to pay A LOT OF money!

It’s very affordable!

Can you believe I am using this app to learn English?

Here!

I love this app.

Luna: Oh… Let me see…

Genie: I think my mission is completed… I gotta go… good bye!

Luna: He had a smart phone, right?