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There are always some people that

like to talk nonsense.

But you know what?

Don’t just look at them

you must say something!

Stay with me!

Number 1

You must be joking!

means: Absolutely not!

You know, I’m done

I’m fired

You must be joking!

No look, how hot it is in here.

You must say I’m hot.

It’s not hot!

Number 2

Speak for yourself!

It might be true for you,

but not for me!

We love each other!

Speak for yourself!

I hate you

nice example, right?

Look who’s talking!

means you’re criticizing something that

you do yourself!

People drive so carelessly these days!

Look who’s talking!

Who was the person that

hit the tree with the car last night?

And last but not least

Well I never!

When you’re surprised at something

By the way did I tell you that

I’m going to buy Optima.

well I never!

Yeah I was kidding

Go back to your sit!

So what others ways do you know

to say to these kinds of people?