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Hey, I’m a social media influencer.

Today I’m gonna talk about my daily routine

you as spectators

get to come in

and observe and learn from me.

So let’s take a sneak peek into my life

an influencer…

The man your girlfriend is flirting with

in her dreams.

Every day I wake up at 5 Am

it gives me a head start

allows me to outwork my competition

and get more things done before it’s even work hours

I have green tea with cinnamon

Don’t you have that in the morning?

What a loser!

you get up at 5 am and no green tea with cinnamon?

you’re frickin’ losing baby

I hate working out early in the morning

but I do it anyway

starting a day with a win is what I do

I just can’t stop winning in the morning baby

Workout, done baby

Now let’s pump up my adrenaline with a cold shower

being a 6 figure brand is no joke

but with the power of a cold shower and green tea with cinnamon

I can do it with ease.

Bro?

Do you have 5 thousand tomans?

It’s time for lunch

eating clean is something that I live by

Health is wealth…

You see guys?

Time is money, which means it is valuable

that’s why I don’t like to waste time

so I multitask while having lunch

I do the most tedious tasks of the day

like answering emails while I eat.

You’re wondering what is this man?

Nay god?

I’m able to eat and answer emails at the same time…

Traveling is like breathing to me

do you check my stories every day?

I go to different countries every once in a while

Hey dude?

It’s been about three years since you locked yourself in your room

at least get out and buy some yogurt for our lunch.

I love to drive in my fancy car.

Wait…wait…wait…

Did you believe all this crap I threw at you

are you stupid?

Don’t watch bullshit, you’re wasting your time

don’t believe everything you see on social media

from us, influencers.

We never do these things we say.

Never…

We just pretend we’re happy and have all these amazing things

you know why?

To get views and then become richer

Because the more you watch our videos the more we can make money

we don’t have a great lifestyle

you know what we have?

A great, visually satisfying video with lots of slow-motion and upbeat music.

That’s it

don’t waste your time watching us

what a fricking boring day.

I do less than a day than a professional high school gamer.