5 جوک بی مزه آمریکایی

Jokes are a great way to entertain ourselves.

Americans have jokes too.

Today I’ll tell you 5 jokes.

And let’s see if you find them funny or not.

Okay, let’s let Sam do the stand-up show…

Did you know the first French fries

weren’t cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece.

What?

Wasn’t that funny?

I know the joke is silly,

but the punchline of this joke

is the word Greece.

Greece is a country,

but

there is another word

which has the same pronunciation,

and that is grease or oil.

So we all know to cook French fries,

you gotta fry them in oil.

Let’s hear the second joke.

How about this one?

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity,

it’s impossible to put down.

this one was funny, right?

Y’know?

Gravity?

Anti-gravity…

no?

The punchline of this joke

is a very common phrasal verb.

To put sth down

When you put something down

it means you set it on a surface.

So

if you stop holding a book

it will fall because of gravity.

Since the book is anti-gravity,

it won’t fall…

Let’s hear the third joke.

Ok, let me ask you a question!

Why did the man fall down the well?

Because he couldn’t see that well.

see that well…

The joke is about two meanings of the word well.

One is a hole in the ground

from which you get water, oil, or whatever.

It’s a noun, by the way.

The other one is an adjective…

and it means very much

or to a great degree.

So it’s hard to explain the joke.

But the two meanings of this word

is literally the punchline of the joke.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because

he was out standing in his field.

No?

A scarecrow is a doll farmers

use in their farmlands

to prevent the birds from eating their crops.

But to be able to understand this silly joke,

you need to know the meaning of outstanding.

Outstanding means fantastic.

If you perform outstandingly,

it means you were perfect, great, awesome.

But when you look at the word out standing…

you see it can mean to stand outside.

So the scarecrow is out standing on the farm.

Does that make sense?

And the meaning of field is two things.

One the major

or the profession you are taking on.

and the other one is the literal meaning of it.

A land.

God…

it’s hard to dissect the jokes…

I feel exhausted…

I think this one is gonna be funny.

I’m sure…

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two-tired.

wasn’t that funny?

God dammit, man.

I’m out…

This one is a little funny.

The punchline of the joke

is the pronunciation of the words

two and too.

So the bike can’t stand because of its two tires.

And when something is two-tired,

it means it has two tires.

God

Two-tired

Too tired.

You know?

Anyway, just.

Wow

That was tough man.

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Until next time!

See ya!

Alright

Let me tell you a real joke

There are 2 things missing

in Iranian education system.

Number 1

education

number 2

system