اگه بیمه رو راست بود !!

I want to take a moment

and save you losers by being your hero.

You ask how?

By insurance.

Not particularly because I care about you and your car,

but if you don’t have a car,

you’re a loser these days.

And Since I’m your hero,

I have to stop you from being a loser

by getting your money

and don’t do anything…

I mean, come on people…

most of you losers

can’t afford to buy better cars than Pride.

when you have an accident with Pride,

you’re dead.

Why should we pay you when you’re dead?

We’re happy to pretend we’re helping you

by saying, “look!

You can’t work forever.

So we’re here to

take all your hard-earned money

for 30 years.

when you are an old-fart with no energy,

standing at the brink of death,

we give you some money

that is worth no shit.

Oh… you have to have an operation.

Don’t worry,

we said that we’ve got you covered.

What?

When you visit a doctor,

he doesn’t want to operate

on you in a public hospital?

And he only accepts it in a private hospital

because we don’t pay off their money?

We aren’t sure we can help with that.

Doctors these days are immoral…

What?

Even hospitals don’t accept our services?

They say we don’t pay off our debt?

Tsk…

Even hospitals these days are immoral.

Of course we don’t pay you,

but if you delay paying us

we’ll punish you with getting more from you.

You know why?

Because we do care about you…

We will protect your car,

yourself,

your children,

your house and everything.

Thanks for your money

as if you had a choice.

Good luck with your miserable lives losers.

Cheers.