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911, what’s your emergency?

I’m in on road 66, 20 miles from Santa Monica.

Two big fellows trying to steal my car.

I’m in the car and I don’t know what to do.

Please help me.

what’s your car?

BMW E30

What year?

1985, what?

I985?

Man, how much does it cost?

100 bucks?

And you’re still worried about burglars breaking in?!

what?

Big fellows ain’t got no tiny brain.

what? hey..

Stupid!

911, what’s your emergency?

my right thumb’s bleeding.

It hurts so much.

I’m about to cry.

oh, what happened?

I was clipping my nail and I got my thumb by accident.

sweety

take a deep breath.

Calm down.

You’ll be alright.

Are you on Instagram?

yes, I am.

Please help

Hello..?

yeah yeah yeah I’m right here

So

what’s your username?

lonelygirl28

Could you please help me?

I’m gonna call an ambulance

and the fire station for you.

Don’t you worry Angelina.

They’ll be right there at your service.

Hey..what’s going on guys?

911, what’s your emergency?

I’m on 14th street

in front of RBC bank.

Some people are wearing clown masks inside.

they’re armed to the teeth!

you are outside of the bank.

You’re not sure what’s going on there.

Clown masks prove nothing.

Maybe they are filming a movie.

What?

Hang up yourself or I’ll report you as a prank call.

Wha, what, but..

911 what’s your emergency?

I just ordered a cheeseburger from Burger King

but they sent me a pizza.

I can’t take it anymore.

Send the cops over here

All of their branches need to be shut down.

I’m starving and I hate pizza.

What is your emergency location?

I would personally deliver a cheeseburger.

Just tell me how do you want it?

juicy

medium

well-done?

Never mind I’m coming over

I’ll talk to you when I get there.