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First day of work

Oh man I’m running out of money. I must keep this job or else I’m gonna be broke get yourself together man you can do this just control yourself.

Morning. Welcome aboard James.

Look at this dumbass I bet he can’t handle a runny nose. His mommy must have ironed his outfit what kind of man wears a pink shirt? He’s too tidy.

Thanks boss. You look so handsome. You’re dressed to kill.

Hi James. Can I borrow your pen?

Touch my pen and I’ll break every single finger of yours.

There you go. Tell me if you need anything else anything.

Are there any blank papers left in the copy machine?

Move your fat ass get to the machine and open your freaking eyes. That’s all you need to do. You’ll find out yourself How the hell would I know?

Allow me to check for you, please!

How’s your first day?

Boring environment and nerdy colleague’s perfect combination. Immana throw up.

Wow, words cannot express how excited I am to be here. Honestly I didn’t expect such cool colleagues. I think this job matches my spirit perfectly.

I have no idea what you talking about. Let me catch some Z’s.