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Job interview

Alright Mr. Aref Habibi we’re running a trading firm dealing with over 15 countries. The import department has decided to recruit an employee for correspondence position.

We would like to know what makes you interested in getting this job?

Well, I’ve been studying about your company and Found it brilliant in business. Considering my background I suppose I can take part.

Rest assured I’d fit in instantly.

Interested?! Hell nah I got bills to pay. My kids starving. What you talking about?! Take a look at this fancy place. You must have a well-paid job for me. Right?

What is your last degree? And how many languages do you know?

I have 3 PHDs in management plus a bachelor’s in economics.

Oh! Almost forgot this one. A non-degree in computer science from MIT‬ besides of English I am an advanced level Spanish speaker. If you ask how’s my French, I would say I am fluent and I can write business letters. Also, I can survive in Chinese.

Oh man I wish I could rewind the time. Back in the day when we were little kids we would skip school and hit the town. Robbing groceries was exciting. At last they kicked me out of elementary school just because I put my gun into a teacher’s mouth. Can you believe that?! Is that the free country we live in? How many languages I know? Just English.

Please tell us about your career background.

I have worked in a big manufactory in China for 5 years. Before that I was the head buyer at BCS in London for 10 years‬.

That’s a good point. I am a man of hard work. I’ve been busy my whole life with different jobs. Mostly self-employed. Robbery, fraud umm let me see what else drug dealing anyways wait a minute I think I know you. You’re from the south. Right?

That’s right. How do you know?

You’re the nerd back in elementary school. I remember you. Remember every morning I’d punch you in the face for no reason? And every time you cried out loud? Ah man those days! I got goosebumps see?

Are you the bully James?

Yep now hire me or I make your delighting memories a reality again.

okay okay… sir I’ll send your CV for assessment. We will call you, if you get selected. Okay?

But I thought I’m qualified for the job.

We will be in touch don’t worry.