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I dunno.

They said it was supposed to reach me today

why did I buy it online?

Cause I didn’t feel like going out man.

You know what I’m saying?

You can’t trust anyone I don’t wanna get ripped off.

Plus

because of the Corona virus pandemic I prefer not to go out.

Yeah..I’m actually gonna check if it’s here

A few moments later

oh here it is.

Alright

I’m gonna call you back bro

later…

Damn

finally

I can’t wait to see this

Why did they wrap it like this?

What is this?

Where’s my phone?

A bottle of water?

What the fuck is this?

I should call the customer service.

Hello, Thank you for calling, It’s Sphone

My name is John.

How can I assist you with your concerns today?

Oh yeah I ordered a brand new phone from you guys and I think there’s been some kind of a mix-up.

I didn’t get the phone at all.

I got something totally different.

I think I got the wrong package.

Ah!

So sorry to hear that.

Let’s see what we can do for you

What’s your name sir?

Aref Habibi

Okay…

Mr. Habibi….

Sir

could you please stand up?

You want me to stand up?

Yes sir

there is nothing to be worried about.

It’s part of our job.

OK I’m up.

Now what?

Just spin around

and look straight again as fast as you can.

Are you serious?

What is this?

Sir we just need some proofs that indicate you’re not a robot.

You gotta be kidding me.

What proof is more obvious than me talking to you.

Sir we try to be professional.

Please trust us…

OK! Just hang on for a second.

Ok

Ok I did it.

Sorry

I coughed for a moment.

Umm..

So could you please read me your confirmation number?

OK let me just find it.

Ok,I got it.

You ready?

Yeah

It is H25

H35

No It’s H25

Ah okay

2…

5…

What?

5

Bro you really don’t get it by now?

What do you mean?

we scammed you, you stupid punk.

No no where’s my phone?

Where’s my phone???

There’s no phone you dummy

NO NO please give me my money back! Please!