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Pass me the remote bro

It’s right next to you.

Just grab it.

I’m asking you.

Why are you asking me?

Cause you’re lying right next to it.

All you have to do is lean.

I don’t want to lean.

You’re lazy.

Just give me the remote man.

You can’t even lean over to grab the remote?

Dude, you’re lazy.

All you have to do is extend your arm get hold of the remote control and toss it to me

that’s it.

No.

Just toss the remote.

No.

I’d do it for you.

I’m not doing it.

Why not?

Because if I pass the remote

it will mean that I am condoning your way of life.

I said No.

What’s wrong with my way of life?

Are you seriously asking me that?

I want to know.

You’re a straight up slob.

Your dishes pile up in the sink

and you expect me to keep doing them..

I never asked you to clean anything.

But you’re asking me to live with it.

I wasn’t even aware of it until you just told me!

what are you talking about?

That’s because you have no self-awareness.

You are one of those people who go through life

completely oblivious to their surroundings.

If a bomb went off

you would just mosey along like everything is dandy

because in your brain there is only you and nothing else.

hey man, what’s your problem?

I’m sick of living with you.

You are too raunchy.

Raunchy?

How am I….

dude

tell me you’re joking.

I’m not joking, DUDE.

You smell.

I mean, look, I’m a man too

Alright I get it…

I’m not the cleanest person either

but there’s a limit, you know?

Whatever man

I’m leaving.

Stupid

What did you say?

Nothing….just leave

You know what?

I’m not leaving

what you gonna do about it?