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Wingman

You’re a real prick, you know that?

Uh, I didn’t know that.

You are.

Ooookay.

Can I ask you what’s so prickish about me?

Prickish? I’ll tell you what’s prickish. First of all every girl I talk to when we go out you have your big fat face barging in.

I thought I was your wingman!

Wingman? Since when does the wing man swipe away the girl? What kind of wing man is that? You go from wing man to pilot. How many girls have you taken from me?

I have no idea.

Because it’s that many. How can anyone keep count? Last night I was hot on that girl and once again you come in all smiley and charming and snatch her right away from me.

It’s not my fault she was feeling me.

No one asked you to come waltzing over to my conversation with her. Why did you butt in? Did it look like I needed help?

Look man .I came over just being nice and then she gave me the eye. alright?

Eye? What eye?

The eye bro.

She gave me that look how can I deny a woman what she wants?

Why are you doing this to me?

What can I say? I’m a sucker for gorgeous eyes.

When I talk to a girl stay far away. I mean not even on the other side of the room just leave.

You’re being stupid now am I right guys? So you don’t want me to be your wing man anymore?

No. You can be my wingman UNTIL I start talking to a girl. when you see me engaged in conversation flick off bro. Alright?

But how am I gonna know?

Are you dumb?

I’m saying how am I gonna know that it’s reached the stage of conversation for me to bounce?

MY MAN