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Do you know how many socks

are sold each year?

Do you know how much cruelty we socks bear?

My name is sockie sockie

and I am a sock

I told you my name but I know you don’t care

Gosh this is a weird dream

Are you talking to me?

Are you talking to me?

Robert De Niro?

No!

I told you I’m Sokie Sokie,

please pay attention

it’s not like I have the whole day

excuse me

you’re just a sock.

What could you possibly have to do?

this.

This is what I’m talking about.

You act like we don’t matter,

like we are nothing,

while we cover your ugly toenails,

make your smelly feet warm,

if there was no sock

your foot could get wounded

we could wear sandals.

In winter?

fair enough.

But why would I dream about a talking sock?

It’s not a dream,

it’s just the story of my life

yeah right.

And I want you, humans,

to stop giving us to your fathers

they always receive socks as a gift

in any certain occasions!

Now you are talking on behalf of fathers too?

No!

It’s about us,

do you know how fathers treat us?

They wear us every single day,

don’t give us a break for God’s sake!

and rarely wash us!

They wear us over and over

until we are all torn apart and then,

they throw us away like

we are a piece of garbage!

I promise you from now on,

I’m going to give you to my mother only

happy?

no!

that’s even worse!

They hang us from faucets like we are filters!

We are not filters!

Nor something to grab the hot pots,

or something to clean the counters with.

We are socks

and we will be socks only.

chill man

How can I calm down

when a smelly foot is inside me,

why should I suffer from a nasty person?

Why don’t you even bother to use a perfume for us?

Would it be such a hard thing to do?

not hard

but ridiculous —

okay what else?

Don’t throw us on the floor after you got home.

Do you know how offensive this is?

How would you feel

if somebody throws you on the floor

after they worn you for hours?

I dunno

I’ve never been a sock—

Oh God

this is a weird dream—

wake up

wake up!

love me,

pet me,

cherish me, —

I can’t believe I had a dream about a sock—

that’s why.

Ew—

if you liked this video

don’t forget to smash the like button

and comment me a sock emoji

just for the sake of Socki Socki!

okay?

bye!