یه پیرزنی بود که یه مگس قورت داد

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly!

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don’t know why she swallowed the fly. Perhaps she’ll die. I think I’ll cry. But it’s only a fly. Oh, My! She gulped it out of the sky.

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider… that wriggled and jiggled and jiggled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don’t know why she swallowed the fly. Perhaps she’ll die. Gone to the by and by. Sigh.

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird. How absurd! She swallowed a bird. She swallowed the bird to catch the spider. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don’t know why she swallowed the fly. Perhaps she’ll die. She’ll leave us high and dry.

There was an old lady who swallowed a cat. Imagine that! She swallowed a cat. She swallowed the cat to catch the bird. She swallowed the bird to catch the spider. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don’t know why she swallowed the fly. Perhaps she’ll die. I hope it’s a lie.

There was an old lady who swallowed a dog. She went whole hog to swallow the dog. She swallowed the dog to catch the cat. She swallowed the cat to catch the bird. She swallowed the bird to catch the spider. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don’t know why she swallowed the fly. Perhaps she’ll die. There’s a tear in my eye.

There was an old lady who swallowed a cow. I don’t know how she swallowed the cow. She swallowed the cow to catch the dog. She swallowed the dog to catch the cat. She swallowed the cat to catch the bird. She swallowed the bird to catch the spider. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don’t know why she swallowed the fly. Perhaps she’ll die.I’d rather have a ham on rye. And she had a frog on the sly. She did it on one try.

There was an old lady who swallowed a horse. She died, of course. I am filled with remorse. It was the last course. It is such a loss. She had no time to floss. She missed out on the sauce. What’s left to say? We’ll miss her dearly. Even the artist is crying…

The moral of this story… never swallow a horse.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don’t know why she swallowed the fly. Perhaps she’ll die. I think I’ll cry. But it’s only a fly. Oh, My! She gulped it out of the sky.

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider… that wriggled and jiggled and jiggled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don’t know why she swallowed the fly. Perhaps she’ll die. Gone to the by and by. Sigh.

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird. How absurd! She swallowed a bird. She swallowed the bird to catch the spider. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don’t know why she swallowed the fly. Perhaps she’ll die. She’ll leave us high and dry.

There was an old lady who swallowed a cat. Imagine that! She swallowed a cat. She swallowed the cat to catch the bird. She swallowed the bird to catch the spider. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don’t know why she swallowed the fly. Perhaps she’ll die. I hope it’s a lie.

There was an old lady who swallowed a dog. She went whole hog to swallow the dog. She swallowed the dog to catch the cat. She swallowed the cat to catch the bird. She swallowed the bird to catch the spider. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don’t know why she swallowed the fly. Perhaps she’ll die. There’s a tear in my eye.

There was an old lady who swallowed a cow. I don’t know how she swallowed the cow. She swallowed the cow to catch the dog. She swallowed the dog to catch the cat. She swallowed the cat to catch the bird. She swallowed the bird to catch the spider. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don’t know why she swallowed the fly. Perhaps she’ll die.I’d rather have a ham on rye. And she had a frog on the sly. She did it on one try.

There was an old lady who swallowed a horse. She died, of course.