کنه‌ی آهو

A: You look troubled.

B: I feel terrible.

A: What’s the problem?

B: I went hiking in the mountains last week.

A: Isn’t that supposed to relax you?

B: Yes, but I wore shorts instead of pants.

A: So? It’s hot there.

B: I was eaten alive by mosquitoes and ticks.

A: Deer ticks are really dangerous!

B: I know! I had to go to the doctor.

A: Be more mindful next time.

B: Trust me, I will. I hate deer ticks.