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A: What is in this can?

B: I don’t know; it doesn’t have a label.

A: It looks like a corned beef can.

B: Well then, open it and we’ll cook it!

A: It smells a little strange.

B: Maybe it went bad.

A: Why is the dog so excited?

B: Dogs love meat, so he can probably smell it.

A: Wait a minute, I think I know what this is!

B: What do you think it is?

A: It’s the dog’s canned dog food!

B: We’re so lucky he discovered that before we did!