روتختی‌های نو

A: I’m not sleeping here tonight.

B: What’s the matter? This is a nice room.

A: Maybe the room is nice, but not the bed.

B: What’s wrong with the bed?

A: Look at this sheet.

B: Yes?

A: See those stains?

B: I sure do.

A: I’m not sleeping on that sheet.

B: Well, just call the front desk. They’ll give us new sheets.

A: I want sheets without stains on them.

B: From now on, let’s bring our own sheets.