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No No, Yes Yes.

no no. slip… he dumped his soup on his head. yes yes, you eat your soup with a spoon at the table. we don’t dump it on our heads.

no no, you’re drawing on the wall with the crayon. we don’t draw on the wall with the crayon. we draw on paper with our colors, yes yes.

no no, we don’t pick our nose with our fingers. yes yes, we use tissue to blow our noses.

no no, do not eat the dog food. that’s not good for you. that’s for the dog. yes yes, you eat the banana. that’s healthy for you, and you let the doggie eat the dog food. that’s healthy for him.

oh no no, don’t put toys in the toilet. that’s not good. you’re gonna clog up the toilet. it’s gonna overflow.

oh yes yes, you use the potty. you sit down on the toilet, yes yes.

oh no no, you hit your friend on the head with the little hammer. No, we don’t use hammers to hit our friends. we’ll use the hammer to play with our blocks. this is a hammering block. yes yes, you play nicely with your friends.

oh no, don’t pull the Kitty’s tail. no no, “miyoooo …” says the kitty. that’s not nice. is it? yes yes, we pet the kitty softly with our hands. See, kitty likes it. She smiles.

oh no no, we don’t use the scissors to cut our hair. we let the barber or the stylist do that. we use scissors to cut paper. snip … snip… yes yes.

Oh, that’s not safe. no no, don’t run away from Daddy. that’s not safe you. stay close to Daddy. yes yes, hold daddy’s hand.

Oh, no no no no no no no! don’t rip pages out of your book. Rip! No, you sit down and you read your book. you take care of your books. you enjoy your books. don’t destroy your books. yes yes, read your book.

Oh, no no no. you’re pouring water all over the floor. Splash! that’s not good. yes yes, you keep the water in the bathtub, and you play with your toys in the bathtub. yes yes. now mommy. here, mommy has to clean up the floor. over here, mommy does not have to clean up the floor.

more no no things, and more yes yes things:

No, don’t put toilet paper roll. it’s gonna get tissue everywhere.

Oh, don’t rip up the plant. that’s not very nice.

No, we don’t play with outlets. that’s not safe.

if you squeeze all the toothpaste, what are you gonna have to brush your teeth with.

oh no, I don’t think is really kind to get in to mommy’s lipstick. now you have it all over your face. yes yes, you can wear daddy’s hat. it’s kind of big, but it looks good on you.

yes yes, play with the tea set with your friend. I’m pretty sure your friend is really gonna enjoy the time spin with you.

Yes, you can play on that drum with the sticks. tat-tat-tat! says that page.

Blocks. You can build with your blocks. building with blocks is very fun.

Oh, your blankie. You can use your blankie. that’s a yes yes thing. Blankies are soft and cuddly.